Another of Labour’s possible smear attacks defeated

Labour likes to label John Key all sorts of things…slippery, sneaky, the latest though is arrogant.

One thing they won’t be able to sledge him with though is the allegation he is a shape shifting reptilian alien overlord.

Who’s to say Prime Minister John Key isn’t a reptilian overlord in disguise?

Key’s own office certainly can’t; its response to an?official information request?was that it had no data to disprove the theory.

The response came after Shane Warbrooke requested “any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke-style shape reptilian shifting alien ushering humanity towards enslavement”.

Key’s chief of staff responded this month, saying “no such information existed” to probable cries of “they would say that” from conspiracy theorists.?

Be nice if Fairfax could actually quote from the letter properly.

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