Happy Birthday Winston, 69 today

It is Winston Peters birthday today and he is 69 years old and he sure does look it.

As a special treat here is the whiteboard taken by one of our spies in the NZ First war room.

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At 69, drinking like a fish, smoking like a chimney and wheezing like a pensioner…oh wait…he’s been a pensioner for four years, it is likely he will be carried out in an incredibly short coffin.

It is highly likely that if he gets re-elected it will be his last hurrah.

Hopefully he will comb the wig today for all the photo appearances….oh and get out his best pair of lifts.

For a lifetime of political troughing he would get a NCEA Did not Achieve.

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