Which Labour politician would think this is bad?

Which Labour politician would think this is bad?

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If not a Labour politician then certainly a Green would want to ban this for sure.

This bloke sounds as if he probably drives a ute gayer than Fossy’s.

Rep. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) has come out against keg stands, after his opponent in the Senate race, Sen. Mary Landrieu (D), was photographed helping with one on Saturday.

“It’s not something to celebrate,” Cassidy said Wednesday of the beer-drinking maneuver,according to The Associated Press.

Cassidy cited his role as a doctor in saying that binge drinking should be discouraged.

The photo of Landrieu holding the spigot of a keg while a man did a handstand over it quickly made the rounds on Saturday. The incident occurred at the Louisiana State University football game tailgate.

This has to be one of the best political responses of the year.

Landrieu later said critics of her helping out with the keg stand “need to get a life.”

The Keg Stand Test is a test we should apply to future Labour leaders.

If they want to be leaders should they:

  1. Pontificate about how bad it is to do a keg stand
  2. Beat Winston for the longest Keg Stand
  3. Tell Peter Dunne he is a doddering old git and Andrea Vance won’t be impressed by him doing a keg stand
  4. Explain that it isn’t fair that the one percent are doing keg stands when the working poor are below the poverty line.
  5. Ask Laila if she will do a keg stand if she is paid $150,000 per annum

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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