The Prince of Bel-Air

We met his princeness yesterday on the front page of a Fairfax paper complaining about how hard he has it getting by.  Of course, as per our usual Pimp the Poor investigations, he was putting it all on.

Worse, he was a ringer for the unions.   Any remorse?  Any explanation?  Nope, here is the Prince last night:



He’s still pushing his article, even thought we all know he isn’t even on minimum wage.   As for working like an animal, I have never had seven weeks off in a row, let alone on holiday in another country like his princeness.  

He complains he has trouble making ends meet.  But it doesn’t seem to be resulting in his family going without enough food.  He’s a big unit, and here’s the Mrs



The Prince is just a lowly paid downtrodden random person that Fairfax managed to happen upon.  Someone with absolutely no Union or Labour ties whatsoever.


Oh hi Darien!


Oh hi David!


Life in struggle street is something that’s hard to imagine.


Poor kid looks emaciated.

Daddy Prince can’t afford luxuries though.  “Hard to make ends meet!”



Oh, that was during his holiday in the USA.  The 7 week holiday.  No, I meant … he can’t afford any luxuries:


There’s close to $10 in essentials right in front of the Prince.


Every election, these pre-packaged sob stories get sold to a willing press who don’t do the most cursory of background checking – like…?   Oh, I dunno, Google someone?   That would take a few minutes, and you don’t end up being used by the shameless unions, Labour Party or Greens – all of which have a track record in this kind of “Pimp the Poor” scams.

Anyway, back to business.

If you feel for Prince Ofa Taufoou, and you would like to donate some money so his poor family can buy more essentials, like KFC, moccachino and a blueberry muffin, and a 7 week holiday in the USA, then please give freely.

And don’t forget, it’s really difficult to get by on less than a “living wage” as you can clearly see.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.