Shower thoughts

A sub-reddit on Reddit, here are a few shamelessly stolen to fill up another post:


Using your old laptop to research buying a new one is like asking your girlfriend if she knows any girls who would want to date you.

We’re the only species that drinks another species’ milk, but we consider it strange to drink our own species’ milk.

If you see a spider and you let it live instead of smashing it, you end up indirectly killing more bugs in the long run.

Wikipedia is a real life ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’.

I wonder what the first guy with the surname of “Dickinson” did to get that name

Mother in law is an anagram for woman Hitler

Nasa should scatter some dinosaur bones randomly on Mars just to prank our future generations.  (who says they aren’t already there….)

Some day, the name “self driving car” will sound as oddly specific as “horseless carriage”

Church is like a weekly book club that only discusses one book.

Shouldn’t we call reckless people wreckmore.

I’m going to University to get a job to pay for University.

and the final one:

Having a cat is like having a backup YouTube channel if you lose Internet connectivity.

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