TradeMe ad of the day

It’s the ad we all want to write.  Man, there are some time wasters out there


So here comes the description: 

Old School Mirage.. Redgo on hold .. Runs .. Drives .. Sits in my driveway and pisses me off .. Son got it off an elderly neighbor and used it till its battery died and then gave it to me cause he had bigger dreams .. He is tall and I am short and it is not big on leg room .. Now it has no wof .. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT NEEDS FOR A WOF.. I DO NOT CARE… It Has wet carpets .. The door rubbers are old .. It has the econo shift lever .. I have put a new battery in it so I can start it and move it cause I was sick of pushing it .. Now if you are the wanker who wanted to ask a million questions last time I listed it, and then wanted a buy now added .. And then hit the buy now and never ever was heard from again except for the oh yeah man will be there Sunday text.. You can [ redacted ].. But if ya want a cool old mirage WHICH NO DOUBT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO SOME WORK ON! Bid away :).. No DUMB questions like .. “hey dude is it a auto?” .. or ” swap my little sisters trike an half a roach?”.. or even ” Do ya think chicks will lay me if I get it bra.. cause I doubt you will ever get laid and you should just [ redacted ] off back to ya play station and not bother me… Happy bidding! Dont Call outside of 4 to 8 pm..

Trademe should have an “this guy’s an idiot” button.  Over time, you end up setting some kind of threshold that unless you have a positive idiot rating, you can’t even ask questions, let alone bid.   Abandoning 3 or  more sales in a year would earn you maximum idiot points automatically for example.

Yea… feel the rage.

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