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  • Sticktotheknitting

    Teaching the little darling – Consequences!

  • Michael_l_c

    Love it, I would hope I had the fortitude.

  • Just a thought …

    And what was the mother doing….. absolutely nothing…… he should have poured whatever it was on her as well……..

  • John Dodd

    About 19 years ago was in the Waikato museum and art galley at a science show with my daughter, we ducked into a triangle of mirrors followed by a couple of 14yr old boys, the language they used was pretty disgusting for public never mind a 7 yr old girl being present so I gave the one with the foulest mouth a clip on the ear, then I felt a bit guilty so gave the other one a clip too so as not to appear unfair. Told them to mind their language in front of kids etc.
    Anyhow about 5 minutes later a distraught mother challenges me about hitting her child, I respond with ‘ I’ll do it again if he hasn’t learnt a lesson yet , the police stations 200metres down the road, go and make a complaint’
    These days I’d get a jail sentence