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Credit: SonovaMin

Credit: SonovaMin


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  • dgrogan

    Seems to me the quote attached to Turei is pretty sage. It’s the appropriate colour too.

  • I like “The length of a minute depends on which side of the toilet door you’re on”.

    • Never knew how far 2 squares of toilet paper can stretch to… until that’s all you have…

      • LabTested

        “I can only observe that he was completely absorbed in picking his nose” – Konstantin Pobedonostsev reflecting on his time as tutor for the teenage Tsar Nicholas II

  • Just a thought …

    That Tommy Cooper quote bears an uncanny resemblance to Winny ………