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Right.  beware the “free” apps



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  • Steve (North Shore)

    The ‘Calculator’ has no need to know where I am, unless they want to get inside my head; because that’s where the calculations are done. (sorry, old school)

  • MrBarrington

    Optimalisation???? Is that a thing?? Is it even a word???

    • Platinum Fox

      It isn’t. “Optimisation” is. Therefore ‘Don’t Allow’ is the correct response to a meaningless request.

  • Never in the dark…..

    does maths change from one place to another?