Dick will pound them hard

You might as well own it.


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  • KiaOra

    Lost for words, like everyone else apparently. I sure hope this advert style for lawyers never gets to NZ

  • Sailor Sam

    Is the headshot in the photo of the boss?
    If so is he the *d**khead”?