Excited about Star Wars VII? Not as much as Stephen is


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  • Orange

    I thought Gollum was trying to hard to get the low voice. It sounded like he was trying.

  • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

    Its too far away to get excited yet, but the feeling will grow as it gets closer and then…

  • Bazar

    The moment i saw that new lightsaber, i lost hope that the new movies would be anything but a milk product.

    The original saber was supposed to be an elegant weapon

    The dual saber was alright, basically a quarter staff, which works well enough for martial arts jedis

    But this, its as if it wants to be a great sword, but doesn’t know how.
    Its as stupid as midichlorians.

    What’s next, a jedi light shield?

    Good writing is all thats needed to make an impact, all this eye candy is going make the movie great looking on the outside, utterly hollow in the center, much like epps 1-3.

    • R&BAvenger

      Abrams did a good job with the reboot of Star Trek – give a movie a chance. It’s only a trailer.