I feel safer knowing he’s out there


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  • See that and raise you a this ….

  • Grocersgirl

    Who are these people? Why do you feel safer? Don’t you know it’s easier to slice an onion with a smaller knife and use a chopping board?

  • Grantavius

    I feel safer knowing that he is out there in the US of A, far, far away from me.

  • AF

    I’d like to know more about ‘tactical knife trowing’. Sounds letal.

  • James M

    This reminds me of the star wars kid

  • HR

    I can’t stop laughing….Tactical Air Pistol! The guy is classic

  • SP

    Dooood that’s just fricken awesome!