Or, you could go get some Macca’s*

Caution: ¬†Intentionally offensive… it’s satire


* not native advertising ;)


THANK YOU for being a subscriber. Because of you Whaleoil is going from strength to strength. It is a little known fact that Whaleoil subscribers are better in bed, good looking and highly intelligent. Sometimes all at once! Please Click Here Now to subscribe to an ad-free Whaleoil.

  • Grizz30

    Wasn’t that guy from Queer eye for the straight guy?

    • Grendel_from_the_dead

      ha, thats exactly what my first thought was. I doubt it, as that is the Onion network and i did not pick him as a comedian, but you never know.