The Greens are the only party that never lies to you (Caption/Meme Contest)

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  • HSV325

    The black still doesn’t hide the spare tyre

  • EveryWhichWayButLeft

    Not a meme, but even Google has a sense of humour on Christmas day… This add was in perfect context. (pic)

    • Sooty

      Rufus the house painter?

  • Guest

    The only green house gas that ruins the atmosphere comes out of our mouths.

  • Carl

    pic

  • Paul

    Oil Based Paint Gives You A Lift (or is that left)

  • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

    Ginger and light brown mixed are more red than green.

  • EveryWhichWayButLeft

    pic…

  • I.M Bach

    Resene Paints happy with new indestrucible cans.

    • Rod

      Don’t know about that, one of them is starting to crumple!

      • Lord Evans

        This was the ‘test to destruction’ phase.

  • andrewo

    The Greens: Rely on petroleum products like everyone else

  • Dr Gonzo

    We’ve had to alter our suits… to hide the truth behind our troughing.

  • spanishbride

    Homemade stilts.

  • Chris EM

    pic

  • timemagazine

    The title of this post is the best joke of the year. Ha-ha-ha.

  • Korau
  • Effluent

    Why do they both look so miserable?

    • Liberty

      They eat lemons for
      breakfast

      • Another Middleagedwhiteguy

        She doesn’t. Otherwise her waist would be thinner than a wussel.
        Looks like for her it’s steamed fattened piglet / double-fried battered chicken / foie gras with cabsav.

        Oh, the faces. She envies his svelteness and he envies her diet.

    • Chiefsfan73

      They are greens

    • symgardiner

      10%. Need I say more.

    • Betty Swallocks

      Wouldn’t you if you had to stand next to either of them?

  • All_on_Red

    Oh she so has to be hating this photo. She takes herself so seriously that being laughed at like this must really really get to her. Good job.

  • EveryWhichWayButLeft

    last one from me… I promise (pic)

  • Pharmachick

    Okay … it might be too soon, but…

    “Trust British Paints? [da dum dum cha]… sure can!”

    Mods: feel free to moderate.

  • Wallace Westland

    Need I say more? (pic)

  • Rick H
  • Rex

    At the Greens we are all into healthy eating.

  • Betty Swallocks

  • steve and monique

    yeah right.

  • Lord Evans

    MSM Headline: Turei lifts profile
    Reality: Couple of tinnies and she’s right up there with Wussel

  • Murray Smith

    Vote Green, help save the endangered “TWO CAN”

  • Andru

  • Herbert Charles

    Very misleading.

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