The Greens are the only party that never lies to you (Caption/Meme Contest)


Create your own meme here.  Or use photoshop… share your results below.  Remember, don’t upset the moderators.  Even though it is Christmas, they are still handing out commenting holidays to those who feel like pushing the limits.



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  • HSV325

    The black still doesn’t hide the spare tyre

  • EveryWhichWayButLeft

    Not a meme, but even Google has a sense of humour on Christmas day… This add was in perfect context. (pic)

    • Sooty

      Rufus the house painter?

  • Guest

    The only green house gas that ruins the atmosphere comes out of our mouths.

  • Carl


  • Paul

    Oil Based Paint Gives You A Lift (or is that left)

  • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

    Ginger and light brown mixed are more red than green.

  • EveryWhichWayButLeft


  • I.M Bach

    Resene Paints happy with new indestrucible cans.

    • Rod

      Don’t know about that, one of them is starting to crumple!

      • Lord Evans

        This was the ‘test to destruction’ phase.

  • andrewo

    The Greens: Rely on petroleum products like everyone else

  • Dr Gonzo

    We’ve had to alter our suits… to hide the truth behind our troughing.

  • spanishbride

    Homemade stilts.

  • Chris EM


  • timemagazine

    The title of this post is the best joke of the year. Ha-ha-ha.

  • Korau
  • Effluent

    Why do they both look so miserable?

    • Liberty

      They eat lemons for

      • Another Middleagedwhiteguy

        She doesn’t. Otherwise her waist would be thinner than a wussel.
        Looks like for her it’s steamed fattened piglet / double-fried battered chicken / foie gras with cabsav.

        Oh, the faces. She envies his svelteness and he envies her diet.

    • Chiefsfan73

      They are greens

    • symgardiner

      10%. Need I say more.

    • Betty Swallocks

      Wouldn’t you if you had to stand next to either of them?

  • All_on_Red

    Oh she so has to be hating this photo. She takes herself so seriously that being laughed at like this must really really get to her. Good job.

  • EveryWhichWayButLeft

    last one from me… I promise (pic)

  • Pharmachick

    Okay … it might be too soon, but…

    “Trust British Paints? [da dum dum cha]… sure can!”

    Mods: feel free to moderate.

  • Wallace Westland

    Need I say more? (pic)

  • Rick H
  • Rex

    At the Greens we are all into healthy eating.

  • Betty Swallocks

  • steve and monique

    yeah right.

  • Lord Evans

    MSM Headline: Turei lifts profile
    Reality: Couple of tinnies and she’s right up there with Wussel

  • Murray Smith

    Vote Green, help save the endangered “TWO CAN”

  • Andru

  • Herbert Charles

    Very misleading.