Headlines that make you go Duh

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The below headlines in bold are actual headlines but to illustrate just how DUH worthy they are I have added some of my own.

Kim Dotcom almost saved Christmas for console gamers

-ONE News

Kim Dotcom almost came up with a cure for cancer

Kim Dotcom almost destroyed John Key

Kim Dotcom almost got the Internet Mana Party into parliament

Kim Dotcom almost paid his long suffering employees what they are owed

How Kim Dotcom (Almost) Saved Christmas From The Lizard Squad

-Forbes.com

How Kim Dotcom ( Almost ) saved me from a brutal beating

How Kim Dotcom ( Almost ) avoided prison

How Kim Dotcom (Almost ) got away with paying a hacker

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Kim Dotcom takes on hackers in attempt at online gaming heroism (at no risk to himself whatsoever)

Kim Dotcom heroically takes on kittens in an attempt to save a saucer of milk

Kim Dotcom takes on 2 year old in an attempt at daycare heroism

PlayStation gamers still locked out as Kim Dotcom’s attempt to negotiate with hackers fails

-NZ Herald

Mona Dotcom still locked out as Kim Dotcom’s attempt to negotiate with the housekeeper fails

Jenny Craig consultant still locked out of mansion as Kim Dotcom’s attempt to negotiate with KFC fails

How Kim Dotcom stopped Xbox, PS hack

-3News

How Kim Dotcom cured cancer

How Kim Dotcom invented bitcoins

How Kim Dotcom stopped eating fatty foods

Kim Dotcom takes credit for ending PSN, Xbox Live outage

-cnet.com

Kim Dotcom takes credit for National losing the election

Kim Dotcom takes credit for low road toll

 

 


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