Phillip “master criminal” Smith brought down by vanity


So this is how we all know him.

And this is how he appeared over a video link in court today: ?


Seriously, if I had that easy a way of looking like someone else, and I was a fugitive of the law in South America, I would have ditched the hair piece as soon as possible.

I would even have been growing?an arty and thoughtful goatee.