We did the pimple/cyst one. Now it’s time for ingrown hair

This is epic


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  • Nechtan

    No pus. I must say I’m disappointed.

  • Greg M

    Pffft. I was expecting a pyroclastic explosion of putrescent pus. 4/10.

    • Grocersgirl

      Your usual New Years celebration instead of fireworks???!

  • Imogen B

    “This is epic”?
    Yeah Nah

  • You people are hard to please. That’s a good 30cm hair that had grown under the skin, and you just go “what else ya got?”

    I quit.

    • Go for black head videos

      • ShoreRight

        Yep – Dr Vikram Yadhav on YouTube – make sure your dinner is well digested !

    • Nechtan

      Clearly the dude has no antibodies.

    • Hard1

      You can have the rest of the year off, Pete.

  • Richard McGrath
  • Cadwallader

    I read of a guy who had a lump at the back of his neck which when opened by a surgeon revealed it was a tiny foetus and he may have otherwise been a twin. Apparently it was a simulacrum of him?????