Stocking filler suggestions Part II

Stocking fillers

Stocking fillers

I have not filled my children’s stockings yet but I am always on the look out for fun little items to pop into them. As I returned from the mall yesterday, carrying rolls of wrapping paper and a few impulse gifts,I started wondering what the perfect stocking fillers would be for some of the political figures that have been in the news this year. Pam Corkery, Winston Peters, Colin Craig, David Cunliffe and Russel Norman.

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Fountain of Youth potion

Pam Corkery

Pam Corkery

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Colin Craig

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Russell Norman via TV3

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David Cunliffe

David Cunliffe

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Testosterone

 


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  • Timboh

    The person who did the photoshopping of Ms Corkery also did the Helen Clark election posters.

    • RM

      I found the original before it was shopped.

    • ex-JAFA

      I hope they were charging by degree of difficulty.

  • Greg M

    Russel needs a new baby dummy, he seems to spit his one out on a regular basis.

  • peterwn

    Re ticket to Oz. I would gladly pay a premium for 1A or 1F and throw in Koru / Qantas Club Lounge membership, if this is needed as an additional motivator.

  • CheesyEarWax

    Please give Wussel the Tibet flag, and a one way ticket back to Oz.

  • Captain Darling

    Cunliffe needs a note from his mummy to get his man card back.

  • cows4me

    Winnie : A shearers back support so he doesn’t have to stand up or sit down when arguing points of order.
    Pam Corkery: 44 gallon drum of beauty cream
    Colin Graig : Some roundup
    Russell Norman: Some 1080
    Cunny: Some drymix concrete, so he can harden the f…… up.

  • Bart67

    Pam really needs a gag, for dealing with the media, a large slice of humble pie, garnished with Sauerkraut, a bridge building kit, to rebulid all the bridges she’s burned, and a wig and dark glasses, for when she finally decides to poke her head above the public parapet again!

  • Sally

    Pam Corkery – Book – Public Relations for Dummies
    Winston Peters – Book – The Retirement Miracle
    Colin Craig – Selfie Stick
    David Cunliffe – Book – How to be a Real Leader signed by John Key
    Russel Norman – Book – Best Ever Book of Greenie Jokes.

  • timemagazine

    I would suggest for Russle Norman a Bibel. Being an atheist he might tell us a few things about the flood and global warming.

  • Richard

    Guess who.

    • FredFrog

      I would say that one is for most recidivist crims.

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