Welcome to the no fly list

Some people are just jerks.

Like this prick who didn’t want to be wished a Merry Christmas.

Bah, humbug!

A passenger was tossed off a plane at La Guardia Airport on Tuesday after flipping out — because airline workers wished him a merry Christmas.

The man was waiting to board American Airlines Flight 1140 to Dallas when a cheerful gate agent began welcoming everyone with the Yuletide greeting while checking boarding passes.

The grumpy passenger, who appeared to be traveling alone, barked at the woman, “You shouldn’t say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas.”

The agent replied, “Well, what should I say then?”  

“Don’t say, ‘Merry Christmas!’ ” the man shouted before brushing past her.

Once on the plane, he was warmly greeted by a flight attendant who also wished him a “merry Christmas.” That was the last straw.

“Don’t say, ‘Merry Christmas!’ ” the man raged before lecturing the attendants and the pilot about their faux pas.

The crew tried to calm the unidentified man, but he refused to back down and continued hectoring them.

He was escorted off the plane as other fliers burst into cheers and applause.

Welcome to the no fly list pal.

Here the media would be comforting him with endless editorials and soft news pieces and the Human Rights Commission would be prosecuting the airline.


– NY Post


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  • Michael

    If I don’t want to be wished a happy christmas/day/night I just say, “No, I have other plans.” Works every time.

  • timemagazine

    …and the Greens would give him a hug.

    • Dumrse

      Hugging dip ships won’t get them back over 10%.

      • sheppy

        But you can bet it’ll take a few more defeats before they work it out…

        • Dumrse

          I picking they won’t work it out as they are continually side tracked by non events and even lessor scientific climatic anti-climaxes.

          • sheppy

            Very true – your comment got me thinking. Is there anywhere in the world where in the last 10-20 years a Green Party has achieved anything other than sending wasting money and sending an economy backwards?
            They may have had a place years ago when things needed to be done but now they seem irrelevant

  • Pete

    Seems the answer to the PC virus is to just stand up to them, face them down and give em heaps….after all, if we carry the courage of our conviction, we know most people feel the way we do, we will never beat them on Facebook or Twitter….thats where they lurk…but the real world is where we live.

    In fact my new years thing is to stamp out pc rubbish wherever i go, and im going to be a bit. Psychopathic about….and not give a damn about their feelings.

  • david

    Here in Pakistan everyone was wishing me merry Christmas.

  • HSV325

    Some idiots just don’t know when to stop. Hope he has a long bus or boat ride to calm down