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  • BlitzkriegNZ

    This is the best description I’ve seen of how the left the world over are raising the white flag and bending over for Islam, well worth the read…. http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/mcinnes-we-surrender

    • Wallace Westland

      ““We surrender” is not an American anthem. It’s French. And the more we
      capitulate to Islam the more we’re going to experience déjà vu. ”
      Except instead of American anthem he could also have used Western as country after country bows to the PC demands of the socialists in the UN.

    • Gaynor

      That is a great article …everyone should read it.

  • jude

    Ok We had some silly kiwis get stuck in a key-less car.
    This woman is Australian and was in the Australian Hot seat for millionaire prog..pic via Facebook!!

    • Wallace Westland

      So what’s the answer?

      • jude

        Are you Australian?

        • Wallace Westland

          bwahahahahhahahaha

      • KGB

        Fair dinkum question Wallace. I can see a ‘good Aussie bloke’ driving 2 hours from the mine on a red dirt road to the nearest Burger King in search of a ring for ‘his sheila’. Not many jewellery stores in the outback.

    • KGB

      Oh dear it’s not just Wussel.

    • Wheninrome

      Facebook is so kind, this is out there forever as I presume she didn’t post it, she wouldn’t be that silly would she?
      Probably one of her friends so excited to see her on TV, they won’t remove it in a hurry will they. They want it to go viral.

    • Wallace Westland

      My fav…after she’d used here phone a friend and fifty/fifty

      • Isherman

        On the bright side, no pun intended, at least its an Aussie who has finally surpassed David Tus’s ‘O for Awsome’ fail.

    • caochladh

      What’s that about blonde jokes again?

  • mommadog

    Last day at work today until after the new year. I’m celebrating with a glass or two of wine and reading WO. While on site the Roadkill T-shirt add show up and so clicked on it today and I can see a strong relationship to WO readers. Two T-shirt slogans stood out.
    One says
    “That’s too much bacon – says no one ever”
    Another reads –
    Exercise
    Ex…er…cise
    Ex…ar…size
    eggs…are… sides
    …for…bacon…
    Bacon.
    Very cleaver. There are some great T shirt slogans on the site. In the mean time I think WO should get some financial support from Bacon companies.

    • intelligentes candida diva

      Merry Xmas Mommadog enjoy your break, “salut”

      • mommadog

        Thanks. (I think I can give one word answers since its backchat. :)

    • Pluto

      Happy to say Ive clicked on that before and bought some T shirts.
      My favourite says “the difference between your opinion and a beer is I asked for a beer”

  • intelligentes candida diva

    Off to buy my Lindt chocolates now, to put in as that little something extra gift , just because I can !!!

  • TonyM

    So “I’ll ride with you” was a totally made up story. Why would you do that?

    • Wallace Westland

      Really? Where was that? Not that I’m surprised.

      • Isherman

        Just reported on 3 News…

      • TonyM

        That’s what was said on 3 news. Apparently lady wrote a letter to newspaper admitting it didn’t happen. Can’t seem to find much on the net to verify yet tho

    • Isherman

      Oh oh, I know,..you thought it might get you a Xmas card from Rachel Smalley?

      • Dave

        I wouldn’t open it, but return to sender. Now who taught me that, oh yes, one of her spolit brat mates.

  • john Doe

    I see that scumbag ex ambulance officer Christopher King got 14 years for indecent assault and sexual violation of patients. Well done the Judge, you got that about right. That guy is one sick animal and deserves everything that is ditched out to him in prison.

    • Gaynor

      More than some get for murder.

    • Wendy

      For a change a was pleasantly surprised rather than disappointed with the sentence.

  • JC

    I see the Australian women who got her 5 mins of fame for supporting a Muslim woman keeping her veil on has said it was a hoax.

    And yet, if presented with a real situation I hope I would have the guts to stay and support the Muslim woman against shame and abuse.

    You see.. thats my problem, I despise Islam for its unreformed Stone Age mentality whilst knowing full well that many if not most Muslims want only to live peacefully and ignore the horrible side of their religion.. so I alternatively curse the religion yet support its many individuals.

    Muslims need a New Testament to separate these conflicting visions of the religion or else they will go mad trying to obey both.

    JC

    • George

      Another un-researched scoop by the MSM.

    • jude

      It is a disgrace that someone can have that sort of mind, to even think of this hoax, so close after that tragedy.
      I agree, I hope I would have the courage to stand up for any person no matter what their colour, race or religion if the need arose.

  • I’ll just leave this here (pic)
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  • Carl

    Am I being a bit cynical in finding it a bit strange that the only person who knew anything about selling the Dunedin Councils cars is now dead?

    • Wallace Westland

      I find that completely unbelievable. My experience with councils is even if they were doing something illegal or immoral they’d still form a working group to report on it, hire a consultant to oversee the report then hold a vote to allocate a budget.
      How did all this slip past?

    • Reaper

      Didn’t he take his own life? When it all started to come out. I’m sure that’s what I heard.

      • Carl

        All they say now is it was a sudden death, so read into that what you like.

  • So. This is the part in the movie “The Interview” that North Korea have declared war over:

  • Alright

    This is quite funny really because I have bought Mrs Alright a new ironing board for Christmas to replace the one I the secondhand one I bought for her birthday two years ago.

    http://www.visualnews.com/2014/12/09/merry-christmas-honey-got-vacuum-16-awkwardly-vintage-christmas-ads

    • Reaper

      I hope it is a sit-down one. With a wine glass holder.

      • Alright

        No. She’s not allowed to drink while she’s ironing.

    • Pluto

      For her next birthday go hi-tech and get her an i-ron

    • sarahmw

      oh you are brave! My ex gave me a vacuum cleaner. The operative word is ex hahaha. Mind you I guess if she needs a new one.

      • Alright

        Well, this is a NEW one! The Birthday present two years ago was from TradeMe.

        • caochladh

          Did you get the one shaped like a man so she can practice her Shuriken skills?

          • Wallace Westland

            lafffffffffffffffffffffin

          • Alright

            Do you think it is more of an appropriate Christmas present than scales?

            It created a gift-giving dilemma.

          • Wallace Westland

            OMG..ya killing me…rofl

          • Alright

            Ok. What have you bought “Eer indoors?”

            PS I didn’t trust her with the gun option…..

          • Wallace Westland

            As I constantly like to brag to my close friends and relatives. I’m happily divorced. And unlike many I learn from my mistakes.
            Only pressie stress I have is how much cash do the kids want lol :)

          • Stuarts.burgers

            A 6 pack. Rose, Two French, two from Central and two from Waiheke Island. Hope she likes it or it will be used to soak Xmas cake fruit next year

    • Nige.

      Haaa ha…someone got eyes for Christmas….

  • Seems our Prime Minister has form not really taking an awful lot of notice as to what happens on this phone:
    .

    • Reaper

      Well, maybe Obama should have texted him.

      • Isherman

        Or phoned Cam to txt John with a heads up on the number….

    • Wheninrome

      He is known for the odd forgetfulness.

  • sarahmw

    may I add a lighter note tonite. The ad for contact energy is priceless.
    Small girl talking: “Mum always says nobody gives her anything. I gave her nits. Still wasn’t happy” Everytime I hear it it makes me smile and we sure need alot of smiley stuff at the moment.

    • SlightlyStrange

      I actually laugh out loud every time I see that ad. I think its hilarious.

  • Not to be morbid or anything, but what song do you want to be played at your funeral? Here’s mine:

    .
    Miss ya Freddie
    .

    • Carl

      That is one of mine also Pete along with Queens Friends will be friends and Cat Stevens Father and son

    • sarahmw

      Start Me Up: Rolling Stones and Last Dance: Donna Summer with everyone dancing up the aisle or where ever

    • pisces8284 .

      I’ve just had this discussion with my family. They said why would you want someone else to choose your music, venue etc. It’s your last party so organise it now. Thinking cap definitely on…..

      • Nige.

        there is definitely a market out there for this. I have given it a lot of thought how it would work. Would end up having to be controlled by a funeral director….ie; when someone dies their power of attorney activates the deceased account. The flowers are chosen, the music, etc

        • Wheninrome

          Judgment to the last cent when the cheque to the undertaker bounces, after the party.

        • pisces8284 .

          I figured – just write it all down and put it with your will

          • Carl

            How many times do they read a will before your Funeral?

          • pisces8284 .

            True. A bit crass

          • Nige.

            yeah. thats ok for some. But you want to update it when you have an idea and have it in a secure. You wouldnt want to have it sitting around for other relatives to read in the meantime etc…..

        • KGB

          A dear friend is terminally ill. She rung me the other day and said “went shopping today and bought my coffin.” (Her husband is famous for his penny-pinching so she wanted to get in first.) She has the entire event arranged, down to the smallest detail. She says “In my next life I’m going to be a funeral planner, it’s fun.” Love her.

          • Nige.

            you have to laugh. Its what we do as humans. i hope she isnt suffering.

      • pisces8284 .

        I googled songs with my name in it. The only one I could find was ‘Who Killed …….?’ Could be appropriate I suppose

        • Wallace Westland

          Your name is Liberty Vallence? Really?

          EDIT: oh wait..it was shot…who shot…duh me.

    • Wallace Westland

      Never given it an instants though. I just assumed I’d live forever.
      Someone else can pick it. I won’t care.

    • EveryWhichWayButLeft

      Already told my boys to tee this up…

    • Nige.

      as a bogan…what else!

      • I can see why that’s a funeral song. You can actually make out the lyrics.

        • BlitzkriegNZ

          Unlike most pop music haha

          • “It’s all about the vase, about the vase, no casket”

    • Cowgirl

      ‘In My Life’ by The Beatles. I’ve had that picked out since I first heard it years ago.

        • Cowgirl

          I had no idea really what I wanted for my wedding (just as well really because we eloped), but my funeral has been mapped out for years.

      • pisces8284 .

        Yes, it could accompany the slide show….

    • Also, because I have a terribly warped sense of humour, I’m considering this one as they enter the chapel

      .

      • Isherman

        Im undecided on my actual song, but like you, my sense of humour would have me play something like this..like my final act was the revelation that I had been a Russian spy all these years..I can just imagine the looks on their faces.

        • Stirring stuff. One of the best national anthems out. Better than the Stars ‘n Stripes.

      • Nige.

        oh oh oh.. i want this!

    • Nechtan

      Led Zep: Rock and Roll

      Humble Pie: Natural Born Bugie

      Derek and the Dominos: Crossroads

      • What’s Phil Goff doing on the Humble Pie album cover?

        • Nechtan

          Spitting on Vietnam vets?

    • Greg M

      Too easy. A bit of George Thorogood…

    • I’ve always wanted this

    • Not Clinically Insane

      If I shuffle off right now….. Im getting carried out to this

    • Yeahright

      Blur – Best Days
      http://youtu.be/agfLA65spTQ

    • cambridge01

      Mine too Pete.

    • Chris EM

      I always thought this would be great at my or someones funeral.
      I went to a friend’s mum’s funeral, whom I’d only met a few times. This was played. As I recognised the first few notes the tears welled up in my eyes and the snot started running.
      I was right, damn good funeral song.

      Hmm, don’t seem to be able to attach the video.
      Queen – It’s a Beautiful Day

    • ex-JAFA

      Funeral For A Friend, but I chose it based on the music before I knew what it was called… and before I realised I have no friends.

      • ex-JAFA

        This will do nicely as an alternative – preferably performed live and in costume:

    • Gaynor

      This is mine (at the moment)

      Had Sol3mio singing “I did it my way “at my brothers’ funeral in July.

    • Reaper

      I went to an awesome one a couple of years ago for a spreader (as in fertiliser) that he had requested to have at his truck yards. All the trucks were parked around facing in to the area we were gathered.

      They played ‘Don’t Worry Be Happy’ as they loaded his casket onto a sheet of ply on the back of one of his trucks and stropped it down. Then they threw some ducks up into the air and opened fire on them. Gave me a hell of a start!

    • http://youtu.be/gEPmA3USJdI
      What else but Highway to Hell.

    • Wasapilot
    • stanace

      Wow I’ve got a huge list in my diary, AND I want to be there. Its the only time everyone says nice things about you.
      My list is for the ones I leave behind, not for me.

      I’ll never find another you
      You needed me
      Something tells me I’m into something good
      If I never had a dime
      For the longest time
      I love you just the way you are
      The carnival is over
      You were always on my mind
      Sweet Caroline
      Shes always a woman to me
      One more frozen orange juice.

      And I update from time to time, there’s always another one that brings a tear to the eye.

  • caochladh

    Did anyone else notice the Goff idiot skulking at the back of the club room whilst the Auckland City FBC supporters were watching the game live on TV. Is Goff trying to ingratiate himself with West Auckland to counter Len’s South Auckland fiefdom in the quest for the Mayoralty?

    • Edward_L

      That was kind of weird, he turned up with two cops, had photos taken, then disappeared.
      I was too busy watching the match.
      If only the All Whites could play like that.

      Okay, let’s have a probables versus possibles game. Auckland and Waitakere etc against the All Whites. On the face of it today, I reckon the Auckland teams might win.

  • john Doe

    Vladimir Putin is named Russian of the Year for the 15th year in succession according to the Russian news agency Interfax. Was probably the only nomination. He has a bigger ego that North Korea’s Kim Jong Un.

    • Goes well with the NZ Herald’s New Zealander of the year: Nicky Hager

      * slow clap *

      • Isherman

        there’s a clip for that

      • caochladh

        Could someone arrange for the Russian of the year to fight it out with Granny’s choice for the ultimate honour.

      • Cadwallader

        Why not just swap? Russia can have Hager and we’ll take Putin, at least he’ll slug it out with the Aussies for us. Putin would be the best ever Minister for Foreign Affairs NZ could ever wish for while Hager might be useful in a salt mine.

    • Disinfectant

      What short person didn’t have an ego as big as a Rhino?

  • ozbob68

    Jim Hickey’s last bulletin tomorrow, hate to admit but I will miss him being on the air. He had a nice informal style and while he’s a character, he dials it back so it’s not a caricature. What does everyone else think?

    • pisces8284 .

      I can’t take to the new guy at all, too dramatic

    • Yeahright

      It might be a case of not knowing what we had until we don’t have him!

    • Spiker

      Bring back Jim!

      • Edward Bufe

        They brought him back once when Horan was made weatherman, probably see him again sometime later.

    • Nige.

      Oh good. Get rid of the lot of them. I can get my own weather forecast.

        • Nige.

          Yes! Great BBQ weather! There’s a song for all occasions.

          • Isherman

            For all occasions and all people too…and on that note, here’s one for Wussell

      • kayaker

        There’s apps.

      • The2Game

        A very good test of just how unnecessary a TV Weather Forecast is is to listen to tonight’s one and then to attempt to recall what the temp was in any main centre that isn’t your own – or to remember exactly what forecast the Jimmy of the day has given for any other centre.

        The whole thing could just as easily be accomplished by a revolving bar at the bottom of the screen…

    • aero13

      I’ll miss Jimmy too – he has everything, a nice old dog, a very cool cat, and he flies aeroplanes.

    • Edward Bufe

      Always waited for the the weather when Hickey was the presenter. Loved his style and anecdotes, will miss him as he made the weather interesting and entertaining and to do that you need to have something special.

    • Effluent

      I think he looks like a reanimated cadaver, a la Frankestein’s monster, and I find his frenetic, arch, look~at~me presentation style extremely irritating and distracting. I can never stand to watch him for long enough to get to the Auckland weather ( why do they run the largest population centre near the end of the weather report?). Will be glad to see him gone, and much prefer his successor, who at least tells us about the weather, not himself. Sorry Jim, but that’s the way it is.

  • Wheninrome

    Christmas dinner in prison, I hope their families enjoy the same fare or better.

    • ozbob68

      Which side of the bars are you on, rome? ;)

      • Wheninrome

        The correct side. It just bugs me that we spend so much on prisoners, surely if we spent half as much we could use the other half of the cost to ensure that maybe, just maybe we could help get their kids on the right path so they didn’t follow in their father/mother’s footsteps. It’s not like kids have to follow their parents path i.e. the old days Johnny followed Dad into the law practice and so on.
        Wishful thinking, I wish it wasn’t.

        • Nige.

          warmth, bed, sanitary conditions, food, medical, teeth…… this country is backwards.

          • Imogen B

            All of that and no hair! Abuse!!

    • Isherman

      Well Phillip Smith should be given a TV dinner, without his TV….

      • Reaper

        What happened to his hunger strike? Was he not getting enough attention? Or did he just get hungry.

        • Isherman

          Probably both I would suggest.

      • … or dinner

      • edee

        and without his wig. I hope it gets lost in the system.

  • Isherman

    Well, this was the topic of discussion in the office today, this company being in the wider group of companies where I’m employed, opinions were split about 50/50 on it..

    http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/whitcoulls-backlash-written-off-too-precious-6208551

    • Carl

      People need a sense of humour. IMHO.

      • Isherman

        Yes, some really do….

    • Wallace Westland

      That’s exactly the kind of snivelling PC BS I’d expect from a bunch of whiny Churnilists from Radio Socialism the media branch of Feminazis, Ponces Dogooder’s & Joyless Incorporated.

    • Nige.

      50/50? Wow. Thats incredible. Half the people you work with dont like a laugh? GET OUT!!!!

      • Isherman

        In a word..its

    • Cowgirl

      Crikey, if only some people got as outraged about really important stuff, like I don’t know, the slaughter of innocent children or something.
      A sense of humour is really important in a marriage. I think all the outraged folks have either never been married, or have been, but not for long.

      • Reaper

        Or for too long.

      • caochladh

        How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows – Its never been done.

        • Moonroof

          Hey, if a man is alone, does the roll need changing, does it want to change? Answer yes, the car magazines are a bit shiny and don’t have perforations.

          • caochladh

            What if the man has a toilet seat bidet that washes and blow dries his bum?

          • Moonroof

            fair q, I’d say he’s a bit flash and doesn’t read car magazines on ‘t throne anyway.

          • Isherman

            Or just hand in the Man Card.

          • caochladh

            Is it a prerequisite of having a Man Card to have a smelly unwashed bum? ;-)

          • Isherman

            No, but you dont need a bidet to keep it decent either.

          • caochladh

            Well, here’s the thing……tests on doctors clothing in a bid to identify causes of Noro Virus showed massive fecal contamination on ties, belts and clothing that was arranged following a trip to the toilet. Most doctors don’t wear white coats these days, so their contaminated clothing comes in contact with patients. Had they used toilet bidets their hands would not have been contaminated prior to rearranging their clothing before washing their hands.

          • Isherman

            Well damn it, that might change how comfortable I feel next time I visit the doc…some things you almost wish you didnt learn.

          • The2Game

            Caochladh, they’re not that common here but in Japan they have toilets that you can program so you get your desired warmth of water for the bidet-style cleaning of your you-know-what, ha.
            Similar attention needed to be give to the subsequent drying temperature.
            I’m not ashamed to say I dallied QUITE a while on my first one ‘testing’ various alternatives…

          • caochladh

            Yes and in Taiwan too! I had the plumber install them at home and in the office about six years ago. Its the sort of thing when you have them, you think why didn’t you do it years ago.

    • Imogen B

      A few days before Christmas and staff at your workplace have time to worry about piffle like this?
      You’re overstaffed, buddy.

      • Isherman

        That was kinda my sentiment too..some of us are busy, others obviously not so much.

    • I would say 50% of your office need to get a life, seriously.

      • Isherman

        Big office,couple of hundred, law of averages,..your’e right. As the sign on my wall says, “never let the turkeys get you down”. In many ways I’m probably not a natural fit for that sort of enviroment, but my specific role is always going to involve those sort of issues.

  • Stuarts.burgers

    Just looked at the Rena inquiry report, just the stuff in the Herald no the 92 pages.

    Not a good look from what I can see. Particularly in reference to the Maritime Training system in the Philippines.

    Maybe someone (C.C) with more understanding and knowledge could have a wee look at the full report and comment here?

    • STAG

      Globally there has been a review of training standards, the Philippines in particular have had a number of Maritime training schools shut down and graduates of those schools have had to retrain in order to keep sailing. A lot of European flag states faced a crisis when it looked like they would have to recrew almost their entire fleet before bridging courses were put in place to cross train from Philippines tickets to the more insurably European standards.

      Interesting the new Standards of Watch keeping and Training STCW 2010 are the Manilla accords.

  • North Korea 1 – USA Movie Industry 0
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    • RockinBob625

      Poke the hackers back in this instance – release the movie for free download and distribution. Get the biggest audience possible.

      I had no intention of watching this based on the trailer. Standard sort of comedy for its target market, of which I am not. However, now I am rather keen to see the cause of the fuss.

    • Pete

      North Korea??? you think?? ..LOL..not even close..How about a carefully orchestrated stunt by the studios involved???

      The movie won’t be released on xmas eve….but whats the betting on or about New years eve, it will all be seen as a scam….and the movie will be one of the biggest hits of the year..if not the biggest.

  • dgrogan

    A singer/song writer legend for 50+ years.

    • A playlist with 1 song is a bit confusing. I thought I had a problem there.

    • edee

      Van gets better as he gets older. Here he is with another old boy.

  • Nige.

    To add to the conversation about jags from the other night. Hers a picture of my dad with his ctype he built. Twas a life long dream of his to restore an etype. But after he did he hated it. So he sold it and built this ctype instead. He loves it.

    • Greg M

      Looks great Nige, got some better photos?

      • Nige.

        nah. ill get some though. I need some. heres a couple of his other cars though mkI and a 1913 buick…excuse the posers. They take after their poser father.

        • Nige.

          see if you can guess who the hood ornament is on the buick…

        • Nige.

          oh and i should point out that the 32 chev (yellow) in the background is his too.

        • Greg M

          Haha! My cus has a 55 Buick strait 8 coupe, in white with the original red “naugahide” upholstery.
          Is the old MK 1 the 2.4 ?

          • Nige.

            this one is. It is so black. You think of black and black is black right? but Jags that i have seen are a different black. it must be to do with the curves or something. they almost look like liquid.

            straight 8 coup’e! wooowah! does it have a champagne bucket in the back!

          • Greg M

            I wasn’t interested in old cars until I drove the Buick. Lumpy sounding inline 8, 3 speed gear change on the steering column, it was like driving a water bed and it felt like catching up with an old friend. It blew me away, and I now have a big soft spot for the old cars, and the ground breaking engineering behind them that put them on the showroom floor at the time.
            I would say to anyone, if you get the chance to drive an old car, go for it, I can guarantee you will have a very wide smile for days.

    • Pete

      Which goes to prove an old addage…

      it’s not the kill, it’s the thrill of the chase.

    • I.M Bach

      Very cool. I knew a bloke in Glenfield on Auckland’s North Shore who built one, talented guy whose name escapes me but I’ll never forget the car. Nice.

  • sarahmw

    question ? I just upvoted myself grrrrrr how do I delete it .

    • Reaper

      Downvote it

      • sarahmw

        I did and it did ….thankyou.

    • Isherman

      Ive done it once accidently too, don’t think you can, but as long as your not the sort to do it all the time most people will know its a boo boo, its easily done.

      • sarahmw

        my laptop is quite sensitive and when it hovers over the upvote number it will add me. Done it a couple of times. Annoying. I’ll try the down vote. thanks WOilers

    • Spiker

      I think you just click it again & it goes away.

    • kayaker

      Haha! a selfie vote.

      • sarahmw

        and a raspberry to you too lol

    • I.M Bach

      There’s nothing wrong with agreeing with yourself or praising your own comments, I do it all the time. But on WO? Nah; that leaves you open to public ridicule. Shall I start?

    • The2Game

      Sarah, I have done that before too.

      You feel SUCH a muppet, don’t you!

  • Moonroof

    A blues intermission, BB King and Bobby Bland, bear with the intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6-kjsD9-NQ

    • burns_well_eh

      Thanks for that. Lucille sure sound fine tonight.

  • Clutch Cargo

    The Press ran a cartoon today depicting the evolution of a Taliban fighter starting as an ape and evolving to a marginally upright being carrying a gun. Sorry guys but you got it arse about face as a more accurate depiction would have shown an ape devolving to a terrorist.

  • Wendy

    I see Phillip Smith has pleaded not guilty to escaping custody.

    The guy is a turnip short.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/64282912/phillip-smith-escape-report-highlights-lack-of-information-sharing-between-agencies

    • Greg M

      Saw that. This is a real good example of where the Judge needs to say “Yes you did, the entire country saw you and your hairpiece getting arrested in Rio, stop telling lies, go back to jail”.
      But as long as defence counsel can continue to suck on the publics teat, that’s probably not going to happen.

      • Isherman

        Given the arguments his lawyer has been dribbling out, he’s a shameless tool as well.

        • Greg M

          Tell you what, if I ever get in the poo, I will have that lawyer on speed dial. He’s astonishing.

      • Gaynor

        It is ridiculous that he is allowed to plead not guilty….especially when every person in NZ could be called as a witness to say we saw him in Brazil.

  • Isherman
    • Nige.

      [mod] perhaps a warning of graphic content in your description. Made even ME queezy. Those poor children.

      • Isherman

        Duly noted, happy to remove link and edit if wished.

  • Gaynor

    Don’t think it has been mentioned (I did look) but the woman who made up the #illridewithyou is Rachael Jacobs a Green party candidate from Brisbane .
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/16/delingpole-sydney-cafe-murders-the-ugly-true-story-behind-that-heartwarming/

  • intelligentes candida diva

    I feel heartened to read Christians are slowly regrouping themselves to reclaim their rights against the evil they have endured ….. one name given to them is “The Ninevah Plains Brigade”
    Here is one of several links outlining their intent. This group is identified as Ninevah Plains Protection Unit.

    All power to them!

    http://m.christianpost.com/news/christians-join-new-militia-to-combat-isis-in-northern-iraq–130700/

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