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  • pisces8284 .

    Good likeness

  • mommadog

    Good evening and it is for me. The 23rd is a day of contemplation now and filled with memories as it is also the 8th anniversary of my Dad dying. Tomorrow is my nephews 21st birthday. I can remember being by my Dads bedside with my sister and wondering if he would die on my nephews birthday but they managed to separate the two events by a few hours.
    In the mean time while choosing to procrastinate because I didn’t want to do what I should be doing I took a chance of looking at the Herald. I honestly haven’t done so for months and wont again for months if not years. What a waste of internet space. Headlines include “Ceiling collapse busts bra thief” and “What was 2014’s biggest PR challenges”. Dirty politics was at number 9 and the Ruataniwha Dam (Hawkes Bay regional council) at number 2. I don’t believe the Dam would have been on their list at all without WO bringing in the sunlight.
    Off to have a drink to toast my Dad. He never needed to apologise for being a man.

    • Whafe

      Our thoughts are with you, pretty special day for you…. May your thoughts be great special ones re your dad….

      Yep, it is official, the herald is not worth using to wrap fish n chips

  • Whafe

    Kind of hard to imagine beginning to relax with Christmas almost upon us… A chaotic work year. I Have a box full of boarding passes… Please may I not get on so many planes in 2015.

    I do wish I knew the recipe to relax… Easier said than done for me

    • LabTested

      Harley D. Open Roads. The bike comes out of wraps on Boxing day & I am going to test the 1km over speed limit for a few weeks.

      • Whafe

        Sounds great, I am not allowed on a motorbike, bit of a head injury etc etc. Am a bit crazy for a motorbike… Stick to mountain or road bike. LOLz

        Love to cruise on a HD

      • I.M Bach

        Thought about taking the Heritage for a squirt today but the roads are too crazy. There’d be lots of drinkies going on too.

        • LabTested

          Snap: Heritage as well. 2008

          • I.M Bach

            This isn’t actually mine; my mate has a long-term contract and he’ll be gone for 12-18 months. I had just sold my FXDWG so it was perfect timing. FXR prior to the W/g, British before that.

          • cows4me

            This is my baby, 06 deuce

          • Mark

            My Electraglide has been in the shop,back tomorrow! Thought I was going to be off work with no transport!

          • Mark

            Ah that’s how you add photos LOL

          • I.M Bach

            I like it. The forks on the Deuce are smooth-as, pity they didn’t offer them on the W/g. Softail frames handle better than most people give them credit for eh? Good on ya c4m, take care.

          • cows4me

            Thanks I.M it’s a nice bike to ride and hopefully when all the hay is in I’ll be able to take it on some longer trips, so much better than a cage in summer.

          • Tom

            My buddy says Harleys are silly. Too easy. Who is going to rust proof the driveway?!

          • I.M Bach

            Haha, not taking the bait. Here’s my first (owned) ride. It was a box of bits, TR6P, ex MOT, stuck a Bonnie head on it, two 30mm Dellorto carbs, made my own 2-1 exhaust, got five years out her. Loads of fun. Looks like a couple of nice bikes in your pic mate.

          • Tom

            Slick!

          • I.M Bach

            Thanks. I bought in tea chests for $900, bought a new battery and rode it for the first time for under $1100. Everything was there but the guy was too lazy to assemble it. A couple of rocker-box bungs were missing so the engine was covered in oil but I took the plunge. Some time, tenacity and knowledge did the trick. That twin leader front brake was almost as good as a disc.

          • I.M Bach

            Are you a triple man? Note the custom-made intake manifolds and nitrous nozzles. The internals are another story….

          • Tom

            Hahaha that is EXCELLENT! What sort of gearbox puts up with that?!

          • I.M Bach

            A ‘B’ range. There’s an air shifter available for it too. The combination came about when my buddy landed a load of used parts and we discovered (in two seperate engines) an 850 kit and a Norman Hyde stroker crank. We had some custom forged pistons made in ChCh, some custom made cylinder liners and came up with 998c. I designed those intakes and had them turned up out of billet. The head has been modified accordingly, lightened clutch basket with sintered bronze plate, lightened crank, all balanced etc. Plan A was a drag bike (there’s a frame in that same shed and hence the 1,000cc limitation for class racing) but Plan B is looking like a cafe` racer style street bike.

          • Tom

            Love it! Serious skill set there mate

          • I.M Bach

            This was my fave, would buy another in a flash.

      • I.M Bach

        One of my old haunts. Twisties getting in, twisties getting out.

        • LabTested

          I took the bike down to the South Island for 3 weeks in Feb. It was amazing. Not sure what I will do in January. Will let the weather be my guide. Have 3 free weeks.

          • I.M Bach

            I have a suggestion; push the ‘start’ button and go from there.

        • Betty Swallocks

          Just around the bend from Springfield. Know it well, the Enfield used to like going up there.

          • I.M Bach

            Nice try, but you’re rong, with a capital R

          • I.M Bach

            At the intersection of SH6 and 63 head east.

          • Betty Swallocks

            Ah. Very wrong – I haven’t driven through that way to Kawatiri for many years

          • I.M Bach

            You should, it’s great. That shot was taken looking east toward St Arnaud, it looks like a giant Top Fuel dragster has just a burnout toward the mountains. I have no idea where the markings came from but I like it. I also have the winter version. See attached.

          • Betty Swallocks

            Very nice indeed. I used to go up there regularly and fish the upper Buller back in the day before my back got wrecked. Now I can’t fish or ride at all.

    • pisces8284 .

      My husband and son are ‘active relaxers’. They can’t lay down and read a book. They potter, fish, garden, renovate. Maybe that’s you?

      • Whafe

        Yep, that’s me for sure… Hard to sit still, I start tapping in minutes

    • Isherman

      Ingredients: Suitable boat, fishing gear, perfectly calm weather, cloudless sunrise, 360` view without sight of land.
      Method: Combine ingredients, add fresh coffee. After 5-7 hours add ice cold beer (or other beverage to taste..within sensible limits)
      For best results, prepare ingredients 1-2 hours before sunrise, aim to be in position with coffee as dawn breaks. repeat process as required.

    • I.M Bach

      “I do wish I knew the recipe to relax” …
      See LabTested’s posts and mine, there’s a hint or two.

      • Whafe

        Loving the hints, thank you. Sad, no longer can go on motorbikes, have to stay with pedal power….

        • I.M Bach

          Sorry, didn’t mean to rub it in, plenty more ways to have fun. Enjoy your summer Whafe.

          • Whafe

            All good, think about them daily, have accepted it can be no more…. So bikes are my thing now…. Still miss being able to wind on the power…..

  • LabTested

    There are some things in life that you don’t know you need until you get one, then you don’t know how you ever did without it

    When you open that dodgy present on Xmas day, just think. It could have been a Stubbie Strip

    • pisces8284 .

      Looks quite good, is it too late to buy one for Christmas……

    • ex-JAFA

      I was given a belt which held six stubbiess or cans. Unfortunately it was too small for my girth.

      • Watcher

        I never would have guessed JAFA

      • Nige.

        get them to give you another one! join ’em together!

        • ex-JAFA

          See, this is why you’re the guy who we all look up to. Why didn’t I think of that??

          • Nige.

            You mean “Lock up, too”

  • la la land

    Loving KDC getting owned in the Supreme Court today…. BAM!

  • I.M Bach

    Sometimes my inbox makes me chuckle. I was asked to pass it round for no other reason than to annoy NK. Done.

  • caochladh

    Good to see the German criminal loosing his appeal. However the court was not unanimous in its decision, the dissenter being the Elias female. It would take a truck load of primary evidence for me to believe that she was not the one who manipulated Bank’s trial from behind the scenes.

  • Not Clinically Insane

    Im guessing todays version of Pimping the Poor was the final straw for many.

    Brilliant to see the fast work done by Cam, the crew, and my fellow commentators in exposing this story for what it really is.

    Bring on FREED!

    • LabTested

      I sent the Sallies some money & a well done email. They replied that in the last year they had …………provided 12,717 budget counselling sessions

      It’s good to see that budget counselling is one of their KPIs & a measurable stat.

      • Not Clinically Insane

        Could the guy from Mangere Budget Advice that the MSM always goes to when it needs a poverty quote give a number how many sessions his agency have done?

    • Nige.

      p-l-e-n-t-y of first time commenters read/commented on the article. It seems that it has really stirred up the country.

      The facts speak for themselves. More and more people are hearing about Whaleoil and are coming here for the other side of the news.

      • Isherman

        It was tempting to post a comment on Stuff suggesting folks go and read the real story here, but it probably would have been excluded, and after Cam mentioned the Stuff Nation access to browsing history…nup.

  • cows4me

    More total insanity and corruption from our so called justice system when dealing with a farmer. The Waikato Regional Council under the RMA has fined a sharemilker over $16,000 for the unlawful use of land and disturbing the riverbed. The farmer, now get this, was clearing the land of noxious weeds so replanting in natives could go ahead. The farmer had won an environmental award in 2008 for his work in riparian planting and was simply clearing gullies for replanting a job the idiot regional council encourages. It would seem the farmer didn’t have the right consent to clean up the gullies and a regional council inspector did a Hitler impersonation. Seriously, there are people in this country that are either very corrupt or so stupid it’s a wonder they can work out how to breath. Just another case of the totally unproductive making those who have productive lives a total misery. I despair for the good honest people in this country.

    • I.M Bach

      I just read that..

      http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/64407456/Tree-planting-farmer-Bas-Nelis-cops-huge-fine

      ..now I’m off to bang my head against a brick wall. Stupid, stupid people.

    • Not Clinically Insane

      Absolute insanity!

    • Whafe

      Yep, these power trippers out in force again…. Give me strength for some sanity to prevail.

      Primary production, the backbone of NZ

      • Not Clinically Insane

        I wonder…. would he have been fined more or less if he’d straight dumped into the waterway instead?

      • cows4me

        The people involved should be getting their CV’s in order while we speak, there’s to much of this crap going on in NZ, it’s corruption.

        • MoggieManiac

          Your story gave me a mental picture of a very long queue of people outside his place of work, waiting patiently for a one-on-one chance to give him their opinion about his job.
          I wonder how long he would stay holed up in his office before he called a sickie and went home to hide?

    • 1951

      I think it is past the push-back stage. I found myself chewing the ear-off one of these power-trippers last week. On enquiring why besides the $600, 5 yr renewal for drawing water from a bore (which cost us $$$s to put in place) that 2 other separate invoices were also sent our way. I heard the word “administration” and I don’t know what came over me. I remember telling the p-t at the other end that we get 1/2′ less rain than that blood-filled Fiordland…and…Nick Smith was most definitely going to receive a submission about this!!
      We have had enough of this crap us this way.

      • cows4me

        You have to tell them. I told this old bat from work safety to get her hairy arse off my deck or i would run my silage forks through her car, she didn’t take it well. This was about three years ago, they haven’t been back to darken my doorway since.

        • 1951

          If nothing else happens next year something has to be done about these fascist-minded leaches. I’m having doubts that Nick Smith is up to the job though. He didn’t look well in photo someone posted earlier.

      • exactchange
        • 1951

          Right, saved that for the New Year, first thing I’ll do after I have blasted the night-sky with all our fireworks that are maturing nicely in the cylinder cupboard.

      • All_on_Red

        Times up on Nick Smith I reckon. Would be fun to set Judith Collins onto the zealots in these places. Imagine the reaction from those at a Forest and Bird if Judith was the Minister!
        She’d sort out Local Government too.

        • 1951

          F&B would get a good wake-up call with Judith but she would need someone with mud on the boots to take things the right direction.

    • Michelle

      l read that today and thought what the hell fine someone for improving the environment????

    • PeterPumkinEater

      Bas did not get any consent. Bas and the contractor who is still before the courts made a pigs ear of the job. A District council employee saw the arse of a job he had done and made complaint to the Regional Council. The Regional Council did its job and investigated and found there was a case to answer. They took a prosecution because it was a such an arse of a job. The Court has agreed and fined Bas. Bas might be a nice guy with the best of intentions but he broke the law big time and shat in his own nest even if he meant well. Pity he did not show much in the way of remorse in the so called restorative justice meeting at Okororie. if he and his bellicose supporters had I would imagine the Court taking a more sympathetic view. But they essentially spat in the face of the judge who proffered restorative justice as a means of mitigation. All they did was reinforce the view that farmers interests are environmental vandals with an over inflated sense of entitlement where the law does not apply to them.

      • cows4me

        Fair enough Peter but $16,000 is a hell of a lot to pay for an over inflated sense of entitlement. From what judgments I’ve seen coming out of the courts an over inflated sense of entitlement must be one of the most serious crimes in the country these days.

        • PeterPumkinEater

          Apparently the RMA is one area of the law where you can still get insurance to pay court fines . Bizarre I know. Bas should check his policy.

          The quantum is middling one from what I have seen but reflects the contempt shown by convicted and his supporters imo. Looking at it from afar I think Bas is being used by a local advocacy group who represent a rural conservative rump. He may wish to reflect on who he associates with on this matter and whether these people are in fact looking after his best interests of their own petty political agenda of entitlement.

          • cows4me

            I hear you and seriously question some of the decisions coming out of a “rural conservative rump”. If we are talking about the same organisation it’s sometimes confusing as to which side they are really on.

          • PeterPumkinEater

            it is not about sides but about what is right. The attitudes shown in twittersville shows an appalling ignorance on what is considered acceptable behavior wrt the environment. Nothing to do with restrictions on private property but more to do with controlling harm of public goods.

    • GoingRight

      Maybe let WO team know the details and they can investigate and report back with more details which will allow us to see who said what , why and when. Well done for informing us about this.

  • Not Clinically Insane

    A second point – Northern Districts cricket have in the last hour or so pulled the pin on their BYO alcohol ‘trial’ for a game at the Mount at New Years. Apparently after local Police gave their consent they came under pressure from their colleagues worries about setting precedents.

    Aunty Plod strikes again…..

    • ex-JAFA

      Bay Oval’s a fantastic venue. While I’ve never consumed DRINK there myself, I’ve never noticed any issue with anyone else doing so – whether that was BYO or purchased onsite. Some people mind everyone else’s business too much.

    • cows4me

      There seem to be some in this society that wish to turn it into a sterile wasteland where the people are to remain in their ticky tacky boxes, shut up and never have fun except when paying taxes to the all knowing parasites employed by the state. I heard a moaning old cow on the radio saying that this promotes binge drinking and does nothing to lower drink driving offenses. I’m so over these people who wish to run everyones lives the way they like to live. Go away you old bat and take your lunatic mates with you.

      • caochladh

        It seems we now live in a land that is all law and no justice. We need the “Equaliser”

        • Skydog

          I watched Denzel Washington in the Equaliser last night and I really enjoyed it. Talking of justice, ‘law abiding citizen’ is also a must watch.

          • caochladh

            I was thinking of the series “The Equaliser” starring Edward Woodward in the 80’s.

  • rantykiwi
  • Nige.

    Joe has died. He invented air-guitar at woodstock.

    What is your favorite song from the 60s?
    OR
    What is your best air-guitar song (when no one is looking)?

    • Nige.

    • Pete

      Fave air guitar song, Legs ZZ Top

      • Nige.

        Sorry. had to go with Audio only….. GOOD CALL BTW!!!

    • Isherman

      Favorite 60’s song is hard to say for sure, but this would definately make the top 5 for me, Jimi..All along the watchtower (works best when LOUD)

      Vid contains combat photo’s, nothing gory or overly graphic.

      • I.M Bach

        I play this song over and over in my head when I’m riding with the missus…”two riders were approaching….”

    • Whafe

      Very sad re Joe passing. I flew my dad up to Auckland some years back and took him to see Joe at the Civic, was a magical night. The man is pure legend…

      All air guitar on your own is the best

  • Wendy

    Christmas can be a hell of a time for some people.

    Spare a thought for the people for whom, despite being wished endless inane and mindless “merry Christmas”es, Christmas is anything but merry.

    • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

      Yup not my favourite time of year at all.

      Seems to be full of hollow crap and an expectation of money or gifts for doing bugger all. Cost me a packet and I get squat back – including the time I waste with people I would rather not…

  • pisces8284 .

  • Rodger T

    A thought for numerous leftie political numpties.

  • MaryLou

    Jude – what kind of bird is Mr Jingles? Or does anyone else know?

    Edit: And before anyone says it, I know he’s neither a moa or a moa-hawk.

    • Wasapilot

      It’s a co$&atiel MaryLou.
      If you spell it correctly, discus picks it up as a very naughty word.

      • jude

        We are still having internet issues. Telecom say we are on best plan and speed okI think we may need to get a new router.
        Is getting desperate.
        Belkin is what we have, will go to Harvey Norman tomorrow.
        Have had enough. Kids doing summer school so need to have internet access that is faster than a tortoise.

        • MaryLou

          Oh, now that makes sense. Explains the yellow. Thanks, Wasapilot.

          Alright, Alright? And InnerCityDweller, and anyone else who was just pretending to know…:)

          • Alright

            In my Pheasant dreams last night I dream’t it was a…a.. Pheasant ….

            Jude: do you have any like its birth cerctificate, head and shoulder photos of its parents?

            PS This is not to suggest I don’t like nether-region teals.

          • jude

            Mum and chick are already posted.I will try and show the Dad…pic

          • Alright

            Not doubting you. Just wanting to confirm that’s it not another species – like a Night Owl.

          • jude

            Edit, missing night owl ref.
            Sleep:)

          • Alright

            Totally! Do you have to put jell in the sticky-up feathers?

          • jude

            You will keep!

          • Alright

            He and son/daughter are lovely. But I have to say dad looks reflective, like thanking his lucky stars he isn’t a turkey.

          • jude

            It will be some time until we know if male or female…. Mr Jingles may in fact be Miss Jingles.
            Oh dear.. never mind,I just want a healthy chick that survives:)

          • Alright

            We to.

          • Alright

            ML – see below….

            (After you have wrapped your presents)

        • Wasapilot

          Greg M recommended a D-LinkAC1750 which I went with, absolutely no regrets following his advice Jude, got it at harvey norman for just over $300 IIRC

          • jude

            I give up now. A new router it is. I am going to give the D-Link a whirl.
            Thank you for the advice:)

          • Greg M

            Yes, spend the money on the top of the range one, you won’t regret it. Look for this one.

            “D-Link DSL-2890AL Dual Band Wireless AC1750 Gigabit Cloud ADSL2+ Modem Router”

          • jude

            Thank you for that. Have got written down to sort out ASAP,cheers

          • Wasapilot

            Photo of the packaging. Harvey norman are always willing to negotiate on price in my experience.

          • jude

            Printed out. Shall say courtesy of advice given on this site if that is ok?

          • caochladh

            Just ask them “what’s your best price on that”.

          • Wasapilot

            Yep, what Greg said Jude

        • Huia

          We have been having issues for months, Telecom tell us there are now too many devices using the internet in our area which is a bit dicey anyway. Its going to get worse with all the visitors coming onto the Coromandel for the holidays although Telecom usually put a booster in for the visitors then take it away after the holidays so it stuffs the locals internet function. Spend more time off the net than on these days.

    • jude

      … mum and chick:)

      • 1951

        That’s almost as cute as the three white faces I discovered in the knee-high carrot weed in back paddock three days ago. When they stood up they were beautiful red Hereford calves almost too little to wean. They were joined by another three black ones yesterday. There could be no nicer Christmas present as far as I am concerned. Unfortunately I don’t think the grazier is gifting them to me.

      • Wasapilot

        Mrs Wasapilot says it looks like they are smiling. She has had several vino’s though.

        • jude

          I have had others say they are smiling as well ! I am enjoying a wine too!
          Merry Christmas to you both , (in case I stuff up switching my router over).

  • Pluto

    Apologies if this has been posted before, here is Martin Crowes piece he wrote for Cricinfo.

    Such a humble acknowledgement of his own situation and it’s place in things.

    His love and hopes for the game.

    You have been heard Marty, the game is better thanks to you.

    http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/810679.html

  • Isherman

    Just because a bit of 70’s Brit punk never hurts…

  • Wendy

    So…

    Ex New Zealand MPs who went work in the UK or

    New Zealanders who became British MPs.

    Who ya got?

    • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

      I wondered that too, but drew a blank. Might give google another go.

      • Wendy

        Starter for ten
        Jonathan Hunt

        • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

          I did think of the old speaker but is he now a brit MP?

          • Wendy

            Not an MP in the UK but that wasn’t the question.

          • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

            Ahhh. Reading too quick and missed some details – I should be a greens party politician – LOL

    • caochladh

      I’d be wondering how many are hiding out here in highly paid positions of influence.

    • Isherman

      Austin Mitchell, but not 100% sure if he actually took citizenship or was just resident during his career here in broadcasting and lecturing at Otago and Canterbury, also wrote books published here I believe.

    • Disinfectant

      Bryan Gould – Labour M.P..

      • Alright

        …and then, having proven, unpopular, scuttled back home for a NZ taxpayer bit of University BS, and left wing “opinion” writing….

    • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

      Darryn Hughes

      • Isherman

        Careful, that could make the conservation take a dive, lol.

        • Huia

          Well it could send someone running that’s for sure.

    • Where’s Lockwood Smith these days . . . ?

  • Benoni

    Auckland city football team arrived back after winning 3rd spot in the world city football team. One more win would have had them in the final against Real Madrid. Third is still excellent. The boy and his soccer mates went out to the airport to welcome them home. Ivan Vicelich is a ledgend. Best result ever for NZ Soccer.

  • Alright

    O Holy Night…

    In listening /watching keep in mind that no (non-human) instruments are involved!

    • Wendy

      That is my favouritest Christmas song.

  • HunuaRanger

    Bug off you Lefty Lunatics is all I have to say,
    It would take for Hell to freeze for you to have your way,
    Chanting all your Marxist tripe has lead to your dismay,
    Russel Norman and Metiria Turei are a joke, are a joke,
    If you vote for them then you’ve smoked too much dope.

    (sung to the tune of”God Bless ye Merry Gentlemen”)

    Extra verses much appreciated.
    Merry Christmas in advance all.

    • I.M Bach

      I love it when new lyrics are added to old songs.
      “I’ve got balls, I’ve got balls, play with them today..I’ll come right on ya face in a special way…oh, ….” (Sung to Jingle Bells) You get the picture.

    • Betty Swallocks

      A couple more verses here; I blame Speights.

      The media’s a stupid joke, on this we’re all agreed.
      They’ll get their just desserts soon when we all subscribe to FREED.
      Those journalists who make things up are just what we don’t need.
      We want fairness and balance in our news, in our news
      We want fairness and balance in our news.

      Dot Com will wear an orange suit and spend some time in jail,
      And Cunliffe will apologise again for being male.
      The secret boudoir of Len Brown will smell extremely stale,
      ‘Cos he’ll still throw his tissues in the bin, in the bin
      ‘Cos he’ll still throw his tissues in the bin.

  • ex-JAFA

    Has anyone else been watching “ANZAC Girls” on Prime? The show has a major defect: I can’t watch it without getting something in my eye. Mind you, watching “Blackadder Goes Forth – Plan F: Goodbyeeeee” is like being sandblasted in the eye.

    • mommadog

      Yes – great show. Makes me proud of all the nurses that served and left wondering how I would have coped in that situation.

      • ex-JAFA

        My grandfather served at Passchendaele and had his botty handed to him on a plate (literally – it was shot off and replaced with metal). I can’t watch or read anything about The Great War without bawling about the bravery and sacrifice of so many millions of men. I’m in awe of all they did in the name of their King.

  • Isherman

    Lets hope the Aussies keep on top of developments, and don’t have copycat type attacks or worse anytime soon (or ever actually).

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-30585548

  • ex-JAFA

    I believe this to be the Green Taliban’s Xmas card photo, pre-crop (pic)

    • Alright

      Lovely people. I just can’t bring myself to wish them good will to all men.

      PS The one on the right needs our support to buy a pair of shoes…

      • Tom McKechnie

        Your postscript is an absolute pearler !

        • ex-JAFA

          Pearl white, probably.

        • Alright

          After shoes Tom? A taxpayer funded op related to tummy by-pass surgery.

    • Nige.

      Is she standing on those paint tins to try and make herself appear to be more “equal” to Rus?

      • Dave

        Glad they are the heavy duty Steel cans, not the light plastic ones. Not exactly green are they!

      • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

        Nah she paints her toe nails.

      • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

        Why does the rhyme “Jack Sprat could eat no fat and his wife would eat no lean” come to mind?

        Yeah I know so judgemental and I’ll probably go to hell for my thoughts.

    • caochladh

      Like everything else they do, its all spin and little substance.

    • I.M Bach

      Trust British Paints? Sure can’t.

  • Wendy

    Im waiting for small people to go to sleep so I can wrap…wait for it…BIRTHDAY presents.

    Lol…a bit of bad planning there!

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