The Whaleoil “Best self obsessed toxic fantasist egotist arrogant far right attack blog reader” competition

unnamedHere’s a bit of fun.

When Whaleoil put all those polos through to be done, the All About Promotions people gave us a Selfie Stick as a bonus.  Turns out, neither Cam nor I have a need for a Selfie Stick, so it is now up for grabs in time to arrive to go under someone’s Christmas tree and pretend you bought it after putting in lots of thought and personal consideration.

The only thing you need to do is take a photo and send it to us.

The photo should epotimise why you  are the best self obsessed toxic fantasist egotist arrogant far right attack blog reader.  

Entries close Monday 15 December at midnight.  Email your entries to snapped AT whaleoil.co.nz  Keep it family friendly, and although I won’t match your entry with your last name or address in public (just first name and where you live), the winner’s entry WILL be published on-line.  Runners up may get published online.   The photo may not contain children unless they are your own, and please have the permission of people other than yourself if they are identifiable in the photo.  

The Selfie Stick will be sent to arrive well in time for Christmas.

 


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  • Curly1952

    I have a face only a mother can love so won’t be entering!!!

    • The entry doesn’t have to be a selfie.

      It just has to justify why you are the best self obsessed toxic fantasist egotist arrogant far right attack blog reader.

      …and your mother would still love your selfies!

      • Cadwallader

        “Self-obseessed toxic fantasist egotist, arrogant?” Are you referring to the real David Cunnliffe?

      • Champagneshane

        You might like to make sure Sillyvanni Tiso knows. He seems to have an unhealthly obssesion with male anatomy so it would be good to compare apples with apples…. Might need a macro lens model for him!!

        • I didn’t know he was a reader?

          • Watcher

            Oh he will be a reader alright Pete.

            he would not be able to help himself I am picking.

          • Curly1952

            Just like ALL Politicians!!

      • Curly1952

        Yea. I ring her every Friday morning. She lives about 5 hours away. She still loves me but that’s her job. I reckon “her indoors”: would probably agree with the balance of your comment especially when I explain to her what is new on WO every day and add my own twist!!

  • dumbshit

    do they make extra long shaft models, the further away, the easier on the eye!

    • Wahbonnah

      only in the black coloured models!!!!

  • Hmm, the new rating scale for Narcissism is the number of Selfies one takes per day*.

    *This is an entirely fake rating scale that has no other purpose than mocking those who constantly take selfies……and as someone who doesn’t, I’m okay with that

  • Herbert Charles

    Great title!!!!

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