The Whaleoil “Best self obsessed toxic fantasist egotist arrogant far right attack blog reader” competition

unnamedHere’s a bit of fun.

When Whaleoil put all those polos through to be done, the All About Promotions people gave us a Selfie Stick as a bonus.  Turns out, neither Cam nor I have a need for a Selfie Stick, so it is now up for grabs in time to arrive to go under someone’s Christmas tree and pretend you bought it after putting in lots of thought and personal consideration.

The only thing you need to do is take a photo and send it to us.

The photo should epotimise why you  are the best self obsessed toxic fantasist egotist arrogant far right attack blog reader.  

Entries close Monday 15 December at midnight.  Email your entries to snapped AT  Keep it family friendly, and although I won’t match your entry with your last name or address in public (just first name and where you live), the winner’s entry WILL be published on-line.  Runners up may get published online.   The photo may not contain children unless they are your own, and please have the permission of people other than yourself if they are identifiable in the photo.  

The Selfie Stick will be sent to arrive well in time for Christmas.


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  • Mainstream Mike

    Whaleoil is mainstream NZ. If the MSM want to remain relevant, that’s what they should learn. But they don’t (or otherwise Whale would be the editor at the Herald)