Al-Cowda retaliation backfires



As regular readers will know, killer cows are out to get us.  One brave soldier on the West Coast decided to fight back as a kind of lone wolf, but has found the law is still on Al-Cowda’s side  

A Reefton man who punched and kicked a cow at the Cape Foulwind dairy farm where he worked has been sentenced to community detention and community work.

Cameron George Intemann Hurst, 21, pleaded guilty to two charges of ill treatment of animals between 2012 and 2013 following a sentence indication in Westport District Court late last year.

At that time the court heard Hurst and his manager took turns shooting a cow in the leg in a deliberate act of cruelty before it was euthanised.

They also pulled the cow to the ground by its tail and punched and kicked it.

Hurst had apparently commented that he liked that time of year because he “got to beat the cows”.

However much we need to be ready for the Killer Cow uprising, that’s not the way to do it.  Lone wolf extra legal attempts to get even will just get you in trouble with the still very Al-Cowda sympathetic law.

Don’t do this brothers and sisters.  Our time will come.


On the serious side, what a sick creep.  Hope they do to him what he did to the cows.  That’s no way to deal with lifestock.

– Westport News


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.