An adventure of a lifetime!

One of our readers shared this with me, and I thought it was time for another bit of truth-through-humour that the lefties and terrorists don’t like.

A. Go to  Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq  or Iran illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Demand a free house, benefits and food.

B. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

C. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your specifications in the hospital.

D. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English.

E. Procreate abundantly.

F. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive – Behaviour with, ‘It is a cultural thing; you wouldn’t understand.’

G. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your home country’s national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

H. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

I. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

J. Demand a local country driving license or national insurance number equivalent

K. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq

L. Drive around with no car tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

M. Insist that the Police teach English to all its officers.

N. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You’ll soon be dead..

It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan  Iraq or Iran (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the:

UK , US,  Canada, Australia, or New Zealand.
Because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians who are too scared to ‘offend’ anyone.

If you agree, pass it on.

If you don’t, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq …

At what point do we stop eroding our own freedom to pander to people who are “offended”?


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  • Cambo

    O. As a female. walk around in shorts and a singlet, saying it’s your cultural right
    P. As a male, crack a few beers open in public wearing a t shirt of Mohammed

    • Q. Leave the goats alone.

      • Cambo

        To be fair. with Q & R. you will be allowed to do that

        • But you are being contrary to their cultural norms remember.

    • SlightlyStrange

      As a couple, walk around holding hands.
      As a female, walk around on your own with no male chaperone.
      As a female, drive a car (esp in Saudi Arabia)
      Attend a sporting match of the other gender (esp in Iran)

  • mike

    We allow dissent because we are better than them.

    There is a difference though between dissent and insurrection, and we have not yet crossed that line.

    Honestly it’s time we took the power back!
    Lets stop calling them terrorists… they are criminals, murderers, thugs.
    Let’s stop seeing their faces and hearing their names… we don’t care enough about them to know who they are.
    Let’s stop letting them tell how how angry they are… don’t give them air time, don’t read their posts, don’t care about them.

    When the bad guys turn up to do bad things unleash the full and righteous power of the state to stop them if we can, and if we can’t stop them then let us punish them… the people who incited them to violence… the people who funded them… the people who supported them… let everybody know that when we are hurt we stop being “civilised” and we will get medieval on their collective arses.

    Make this thuggery so unpalatable that they don’t see it as a worthwhile choice.

    • Sailor Sam

      Just nuke them, their leaders and their mosques.
      If we are at war, then make it a war of attrition that we win.
      No pussyfooting about.

      • mike

        At War with whom? What country? Or do we just nuke every Muslim country or large body of Muslim population?

        Look at what you are advocating and please tell me you know it is wrong to call for mass genocide.

        • Sailor Sam

          Read what I wrote and the context.
          It is a reference to jihadists and terrorists. The very people that have declared war on our civilisation.
          I advocate a strong response, you are talking the same as Chamberlain and “peace in our time”.
          The only way to stop bullies and terrorists is to hit them hard.
          But the bleeding heart liberals amongst us won’t let us do that.
          Your thoughts will change however when you yourself or your family become victims.
          I am not advocating genocide, I am just advocating the strongest response to terrorists and bullies.

          • mike

            War is something that is declared between nations, not between people. And considering that the people we are fighting are nationals of more than one country, some are often nationals of the “good” countries (USA, UK, France, Germany, NZ, Australia).

            Does that mean that we are at war with ourselves? No it doesn’t. We are fighting an ideology, you can’t declare war against a non-entity such as that. You can fight the physical manifestation of an ideology, but military might can not destroy ideas.

            Unfortunately the more fanatics we kill the more that the uneducated and easily misled youth see that ideology as something worth fighting for. This is not a fight we can win with military might alone.

          • Sailor Sam

            so how do we win this fight, when the opponent only understands brute force and laughs in our faces when we try and negotiate.
            I would like us to negotiate from a position of strength, not as a cowed people afraid of these terrorists.
            You kill the leaders, keep killing their replacements etc etc, then we will win.
            Appeasement is not an option because these scumbags do not understand appeasement.
            War today is not what you call it, those rules no longer exist, the people do not observe the Geneva Convention, so do not deserrve its protection.

          • mike

            But we do observe Geneva. We are obligated to abide by it. We can not become what we detest about these thugs.

            We win by staying true to our ideals. That’s why western democracy is still standing and thriving and the middle east is a mess.

          • Sailor Sam

            We may observe the Geneva Convention, the terrorits don”t.
            As for us winning by staying true to our ideals is the reason why we are not winning, look at the UK, France and teh rest of Europe. THat continent is being overrun by people who do not share our values and guess what, they are winning because of “our ideals” which will not let us deal with these terrorists the way they should be dealt with.
            You still have not stated how yopu would deal with these people, I have come out with my thoughts, yours are just airy fairy do nothing methods, hoping that the bad guys will disappear. They won’t unless we make them disappear.
            Appeasement will not work witrh bullies and terrorists.
            Doing nothing means they win.

          • mike

            I don’t see us losing anything. The West is stronger than ever. We may be attacked but we bounce back stronger and more resolute than before.

            Look at the us after 9/11. Look at france now.

            This is reality and we are not about to lose. We are winning but it is silly to think there won’t be losses aping the way.

          • mike

            Was it you calling for the extermination of an entire religious group weren’t they? An act to be carried out using WMD.

            And you call them extremists… The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.

  • John1234

    Forget all that. Just get your wife to walk around in short cut-offs and a tank top while you crack open a beer.

    • While chomping on some bacon

      • mommadog

        and patting the dog.

    • Effluent

      But it won’t matter if you throw in a bit of paedophilia or rape,whilst you’re at it.

  • Andrew Gibson

    At what point do we stop pretending other so-called cultures are the equal of our own and should be accorded appropriate levels of respect?

    • I.M Bach

      I wouldn’t say that they are equal, superior or inferior, they have their own view of the world. If they subscribe to a certain set of values (whether we see that as right or wrong isn’t the point) then that is their decision. Fine. Keep it in your own country. Just don’t ram it down the throat of a host nation and take innocent lives to make a point. I have no problem with any religion (cough) provided you practice that religion in your own house of worship, not in my back yard, so to speak. I agree that respect should be two-way but with Islam it’s a bit of a struggle. (Understatement.)

      Imagine if the Spanish Inquisition had RPG’s; we’d all be Catholics, then we’d be buggered. (Oh, that was so lame.)

  • Andrew Gibson

    Other cultures are now a part of our own but there’s no monitoring of their impact. For example, in a secular society is it appropriate to have prayer rooms in schools and workplaces? It’s not that long ago that religious instruction was removed from state schools.