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Kim’s eyebrow reduction over the years.  Odd.




You just know there is a story behind that






Sent in by a reader – as seen in Auckland





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  • Nige.

    Re, item the last; Yep thats a universal language right there.

  • Blue Tim

    Ron Swanson was the best character on tv.

  • Michael_l_c

    Are Kim’s eyebrows getting smaller or his face fatter?

    • cows4me

      It could be stress, perhaps he’s taken up dam building.

  • Tippex

    The North Korean ruling elite are odd in just about everything.

  • exactchange

    Eyebrows getting smaller from the outside in can indicate a thyroid problem.

  • rantykiwi

    The missing eyebrows are propping up the ever more vertical hairdo.

  • LesleyNZ

    I think the barber put the bowl on his head and shaved his hair all the way round from one eyebrow to the other. Because each eyebrow is the correct measure in which to base the perfect line, a bit of each eyebrow had to be shaved. If the line wasn’t perfect the barber would have been sent to the firing squad. Maybe this is the reason why Kim’s eyebrows have got shorter – the other barbers are no longer around.

  • Rick H

    Kims microphones look very much like rifle barrels with silencers.
    Funny if they are.

  • Mickey M

    Kim’s eye brows are looking more and more like Hitler’s moustache.

  • willtin

    That’s not Kim, it’s a puppet.

  • Dave

    ah, its one thing not to shower before bathing, but have you ever tried to clean a pool up after a bather had a bad case of diarrhea, its not easy, and is very very expensive.

  • twr

    Kim: Same shirt, different day.

  • WeaselKiss

    its not his eyebrows getting shorter, his face is getting wider