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yeah, I’m onto you Annette









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  • Murray Smith

    Annette’s not related to Robert Mugaube by any chance ?

  • Cowgirl

    Loads of brownie points in it for National if Woodhouse can get the police to pull their heads in.

    • LabTested

      Lots of Brownie points if National could just get Sabin to take down his election hoardings. I spotted one today just north of Kaitaia. After all it has been 4 months since the election.

      • Cowgirl

        Wow he should have a fine from the Electoral Commission coming his way – that’s ridiculous.

        • Backdoor

          It couldn’t be that he has put them up in an attempt to win the by-election to be held later this year.

        • Dave

          Since when do the electoral commission fine anyone, that would mean they actually did something pro active!

          • Cowgirl

            The operative word was ‘should’ ;)

      • Isherman

        Not sure he’ll be needing them again, or any new ones.

      • edee

        Thinking he’s got more pressing things on his mind right now. Also surprised one of local lads hasn’t taken it down for him before now.

  • Cadwallader

    “Clank Thud Klank” is the sound of the brains of the Labour Party’s policy gurus at work?

    • Forrest Ranger

      Then it is not surprising that it is the most expensive option – to the taxpayer that is :)

    • Isherman

      Or just a single ..tic..as in the sound of a dead battery.

  • Captain Darling

    Whats the difference between clank and klank?


      You’re obviously not a mechanic……

      • Captain Darling


    • Saggy

      One is not coming from a German car and the other is.
      It’s like clink and Klink. “I hear nothing”!