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Troy Kapono Christopher







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  • willtin

    Urzila Darling. It’s a back seat passenger’s tootsies you see.

    • i don’t know how she drives, it would be difficult for her to even fit behind the wheel of a car

      • willtin

        She probably sets the airbag off every time she hops in the car.

        • ozbob68

          I was thinking the steering wheel was converted to motorbike handlebars.

      • dumbshit

        looks like she is resident in the rear seat!

      • Asian_driver

        Seeing as Whale oil is about being inclusive and almost non judgmental, invite her to join Blubbergeddon. That could go either way caring and inclusive or just fattist, I guess we would get to see if she really has a sense of humor

  • Watcher

    Ahem, who is Urzila?
    Forgive my ignorance.

    • ex-JAFA

      Enormously-proportioned South African lesbian comedienne, now resident in NZ and frequently on 7 Days.

      • ozbob68

        Does a Paula Bennett impersonation when someone steals her car park, threatening to cut their benefits off.

      • Watcher

        Ah got it now, saw her once on telly and after she switched me off, I switched channels.

    • hbboy

      Crass female wannabe comedian who thinks dropping the F-bomb every sentence makes her funny. The foot most likely belongs to a passenger.

  • Wallace Westland

    I’d say he’s driving very well..at least he’s not being a complete muppet and using his cellphone to take pictures while he drives!

  • ex-JAFA

    Good on Stephen Berry for standing up for free speech. He’s out and proud, and doesn’t mind being offended. I was very happy to campaign alongside him and the wide variety of people who stood for ACT in the election. Except for the guy from Dunedin we had to dump when we discovered he’s racist.

  • MrBarrington

    Ow ow ow… man the biting comments on Ms Carlson. So she is a lard arse… get over it… not your problem me thinks…

  • thesilentmajority

    As I have always said, potential future leader of ACT. More real and normal and far less nerdish than the current leader.

  • yoyoyo

    Angry Andy campaigning for Act back in the day?