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An outstanding effort, three carparks taken by one car…with an assist from the car on the left.



Uh huh…


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  • Nige.


    EMR81 you are letting the team down!!!!!!!

    • Wasapilot

      I knew it would be a BMW or a Volvo

      • sandalwood789

        Yep, that’s exactly what *I* thought – “A BMW. No surprise there.”

        • Another Middleagedwhiteguy

          and it just might even be a “luminary” (if the obvious entitlement syndrome combined with lack of real-world skills and courtesies is anything to go by)

    • WeaselKiss

      That parking picture, I love that situation when I am travelling alone.
      I pull up so impeccably equi-distant between ‘my’ lines and then watch the inconsiderate parker on the left struggle with their idiocy when they try to get back in the drivers door.
      Any complaints might be met with an invitation to ‘Look how you’ve bloody parked!”.

      • Nige.

        if im in my hilux and there is a park like that then u park perfectly in the middle which often means the other driver will HAVE to damage their car in some small way getting into it. Hilux is old. needs new paint anyway.

        • Don W

          What model hilux do you own.?

      • EvoDriver

        I did that once. Parked next to a car which was on an awkward angle and only just in the park. I parked perfectly in the lines. Came back to a note saying “how am I supposed to get into my car you inconsiderate prick!!!!”

    • Salacious Crumb

      Is that a vanity plate? Emirati?

      • Nige.

        i thoughtg that t was a really lame play on beemer ie; move the 81 to the front and you get 81EMR

    • Asian_driver

      maybe the carpark rolled forwards,

  • Jane

    Please bring back Whale Oil parking photos? It was my favourite feature!

    • Never in the dark…..

      I’ve got a bundle that I’ve been collecting.

  • Cowgirl

    Sometimes I wish I could upvote tweets on this blog, because that one is a classic.

  • caochladh

    I just love the T shirt. I fact I will get one to wear to meetings.

  • Watcher

    Tony has nailed it.

  • munzrat

    Banks – Winston – aussie guy – ?????