Daily Roundup (sealed section)

Do not read this post if you are offended by bad language.   Occasionally we need to break the rules because we think it is worth it.   If this is likely to upset you, move on.  You have been warned.  

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  • MAWG

    Reminds me of the Blond that called IT services and was asked what her password was to the IT guy could access her PC.

    “Mickey, minnie, donald, daisy, goofy, pluto, bugs, Washington” she said

    “What on earth made you pick that as a password?” asked the IT guy.

    The blond said, “Duh! I was told that a secure password should have seven characters and a Capital.”

    • Excitedly awaiting Whodunnit

      Very good – I’ll steal that one.

    • Sagacious Blonde

      Or the blonde that was having major problems with her computer. The technician arrived and fixed it with a couple of clicks.

      She was amazed and asked what had been wrong.

      “It was an ID10T problem Madam, it’s all sorted for the moment.”

    • Lord Evans

      Reminds me of the blonde who walks in to the garage and asked for a seven hundred & ten.

      Mechanic asked, ‘What is a seven hundred & ten?’

      She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
      I have lost it and need a new one..’

      The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
      asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

      She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 and said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

      He then took her over to another car which had its bonnet up and asked ‘is there a 710 on this car?’

      She pointed and said, ‘Of course, its right there.’

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Phillip Ure been here?

  • johcar

    Damn – someone else was trying to use my password!!!

  • cows4me

    Why do others always get the good passwords. I could live with that.

  • DangerMice
  • Clutch Cargo

    You guys must have the kiddy locks on as I cant get anything to come up?????

    • spanishbride

      Keep scrolling down :)

  • Nebman

    Mate of mine used to get used by his colleagues to fix their home PC’s. Didn’t mind at first then he started to get taken for granted. Finally one day he came to work and found a PC on his desk and a note “Fix this”.

    He took it apart, pulled out the hard drive and took it down to the range.

    Put the hard drive on top of the PC with a .270 size hole in it with a note… “Found the problem – your hard drive is shot”. Never got asked again!

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