Dirty Politics advertising opportunities

Lemons-lemonade

Here at Whaleoil we are very big on turning lemons into lemonade. Dirty politics is now a well known brand so I have turned my devious mind towards how best to turn it to advertisers advantage.

First up any products that get dirty would benefit from the Dirty Politics brand or any products that clean up dirt. Not that I can imagine Cameron promoting a vacuum cleaner but maybe if it was a Dyson.

I personally want a hot tub for outside so think that Cameron would be the perfect spokesperson for a hot tub company. He not only lands in hot water regularly, he revels in it. Cut to Cam relaxing in a steaming hot tub looking very pleased with himself while texting the Prime Minister or being interviewed by a harried looking MSM reporter.

I could also do with a cleaning company regularly doing all the housework for me so here is another idea. Cut to a group of cleaners looking like they have worked very hard and who are smiling clearly proud of their work. Cut to the sparkling clean and tidy Whaleoil office and Cam. A voice announces that XXXX cleaning company tackle the dirtiest of jobs with ease.

I also would like a weekend at a Spa type resort where you get massages etc. They could have a shot of Cam enjoying the deluxe mud treatment while he reads Dirty Politics and makes a funny remark.

My son loves airsoft so there has to be an ad campaign in there somewhere. How about Cam hunting down a Nicky Hager look-a-like while dressed in full camo gear with mud streaked across his face. If Nicky could squeal like a girl when shot that would finish the ad beautifully.

Pain relief companies could also use Cam to promote their products. Cut to a compilation of all the MSM and social media attacks against Cam and then cut to him looking as if he has a bad headache. Next show him smiling and hitting back successfully. Voice over, XXXXX stops Dirty headaches in their tracks!

Please put your suggestions in the comments below for other ad campaigns. I think we should milk Dirty Politics and turn the smear into a commercial success for both the products and Whaleoil.

Now about that Hot tub…….

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