Faces of the day


Suspects in the massacre: Brothers Cherif and Said Kouachi. Photo / AP (and friends )

Apparently today’s faces of the day do not like Cartoonists or journalists or anyone really making fun of them or Muhammad or Islam. Maybe by the time this post goes live they will already be dead. Won’t that be funny? Goats everywhere will breath a sigh of relief. No more midnight romance with Cherif and Said. Their pet pigs Muhammad and Jihad won’t miss them either, in fact as they lean over the sty fence Jihad is telling Muhammad a little joke…

“A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”

The customer says, “Female”

The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”

The customer says, “White”

The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”

The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”

-Courtesy of Sickipedia.org:
You know what is truely sick? It is not this joke, it is today’s faces of the day.

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  • Nigel_F

    They are already dead lol.

    • Betty Swallocks

      … and pictured above with a small selection of the 72 virgins, that each will enjoy for eternity, one hopes.

  • Ian

    Indeed they are…

  • Citizen

    Faces of The Day.

    • Citizen

      I also think that since everyone, politicians, muslim religious leaders are saying “these killers do not represent Islam” I believe they should not be allowed to be buried in the customary Muslim fashion.

      • williamabong

        Perhaps they should be fed to the pigs, sort of only seems appropriate somehow.

      • Pharmachick

        I’m not sure if this story is true, but when the Chechen terrorists caused all the havoc at the children’s school a while back, rumour has it that the Russian military wrapped their corpses in pig skin and buried them upside down, facing away from Mecca. Harsh, but …

  • Ian


  • Korau

    “Cherif and Said Kouachi, the radicalized French-born slackers whose
    attack on Charlie Hebdo left two police officers among the dozen dead,
    were both killed in the first raid. The brothers, 32 and 34,
    respectively, are believed to have ties to Al Qaeda in Yemen, and
    military experts who viewed footage of their bloody, late-morning raid
    on Wednesday said they appeared to be well-trained terrorists. Charlie
    Hebdo had long angered Muslim radicals with its penchant for publishing
    cartoon images of Prophet Muhammed.

    In Paris, police said Amedy Coulibaly, who is believed to have know
    the brothers and was suspected of killing Paris Police Officer Clarissa
    Jean-Philippe Thursday, as she attended to a routine traffic accident in
    the city, was killed in a raid moments later, ending his supermarket
    siege. Police had identified him and his longtime girlfriend, Hayat
    Boumeddiene, as suspects in the police killing, but her whereabouts were
    not immediately known.

    Coulibaly, 33, and Cherif Kouachi were committed followers of convicted terror kingpin Djamel Beghal, according to Le Monde.”

    Source : http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/01/09/paris-terror-attack-suspects-reportedly-steal-car-take-hostage-in-northeast/

    With video & audio

    • Citizen

      Latest news new hostage situation in Montpellier, France.

  • conwaycaptain

    According to the Daily Telegraph there is now an exodus of Jews from France.
    France has a history of anti Semitism and they make up 1% of the population and nearly half of all racist insults/assaults against people in France.
    They are moving to Israel and also to London which is now the 6th largest French city in the world.

  • williamabong

    I am unsure who is the worst, it comes to a three way tie between the scum holding the guns, the muslim faith at large, as the promoter of the evil chant, or the panty waisted, handwringing, liberal softcock trendies who only only see goodness and light in everything.
    The time is now for politicians to step up and reduce or even eliminate the Muslim faith from our country,globally it seems to have been a very effective vehicle for terrorism, we can continue to take refugees from the midle east but give them a simple choice, either renounce your evil religion or get back on the plane, take it or leave it.

  • One could hope they were taken out by female shooters.

  • johnsceptic

    As did the Russians some years back, the French should bury the dead terrorists wrapped in pigskin-the ultimate insult. No paradise for them. Wasn’t there a song in the 1980s in which the male singer repeatedly sang ‘paradise’. The perfect send off for the swine.

    • HR

      “Just like Paradise”, David Lee Roth

  • Eiselmann

    I’m glad we’re the good guys, for all our faults the west is basically, fair. These brothers will end up having a Muslim funeral no doubt with there family around them …or at worse the French may decide to put them in unmarked graves yet still they will receive a Muslim burial.
    Wouldn’t you just want to wrap them in bacon, pork and pig skin…it may not have stopped the (almost) 25000 (since 9-11) apparently so called random attacks by un-connected nutjobs who just (randomly of course) all kill in the name of Allah…. but wouldn’t it just feel great.

    • williamabong

      A good drenching with sewage, preferably female, before the hole gets filled seems somewhat appropriate as well.

    • spanishbride

      It would not just feel great it would send a message. The Muslim terrorists are fond of sending us messages, well promising to take away their dignity in death if they attack us is the least we can do.Why on earth the French allow terrorists a proper burial is beyond me. The Muslims should not complain since they tend to state that what the terrorists do is not Islam. Well then, no Muslim burial for them. Unmarked graves and pig fat poured over top.

      • williamabong

        Be interesting to see if the French follow form and roll over, or actually do something and use a sledgehammer to smash the wallnut.

      • Euan Ross-Taylor

        I have another idea which would be simple but effective: instead of pumping embalming fluid through their veins, pump pigs blood through. That way there would be no incentive to dig up the bodies and remove the impurities. They could then quite happily hand the bodies back to their families.

    • Pharmachick

      I was hoping they’d be caught alive and the French would resurrect the guillotine on Place de la Concorde. Although I know this wouldn’t happen int he real world, it too would send a great message.

  • intelligentes candida diva

    The annoying thing is these murderers wanted to die those they killed did not
    Islam does not appear to have a sense of humour and or their followers to beable to laugh at themselves. I hope your lesson helps them out because I think its great.

    Im Christian and know my God wants us to laugh at ourselves

  • Salacious Crumb

    What an insult SB! I’m sure pigs everywhere will be disgusted by that association…

  • Curly1952

    Great face(s) of the day SB. I am struggling to decide the biggest pigs of them all. In the end I opted for the two in the middle.
    I understand they have since been shot dead which is good and bad. For one it rids the world of this lot of vermin with no extra ongoing cost however it would have been good to see them incarcerated for the rest of their lives.

    • spanishbride

      In prison they would have had all day to radicalise other prisoners who then would have been released to spread the hatred. Best dead. The only good terrorist is a dead one.

      • Curly1952

        I think I agree. There is a part of me though that would love to see them incarcerated in solitary and, in some way humiliated in public.. Maybe bring back the stocks.

        • Captain Darling

          Forget the stocks, bring out the guillotine.

          • edee

            Is Guantánamo Bay still operating? If it is, ship them all off there, put them in solitary and have pork on the menu everyday.

    • Bryan

      no as long as they would be alive they would be used by islam to promote their cause. The french should just send the foreign legion into yemen to wipe their sponsors out as they have said they organised it and then give islam a brutal message stop or Mecca is next ! one exocet missile would do the job and france should do as the spanish did years ago kick all the militants out of the country back to Algeria.

      The islam planners are loving the wars in syria and northern africa as they are driving heaps of moslem refugees into the hands of caring Christians in Europe who are so loving and when they get there they bring in their relations, and breed and take over whole sections of cities and then start demanding their rules and laws of their middle east controllers which they were glad to leave.

      why are so many of these by passing so many european countries to get at britian, we see pictures of them camping at the ports to jump a truck to get into britian, and then use our Christian laws and rights to allow them to push their hardline message down our throats. Is time we stopped being nice and said NO and simply if we cannot say No what does our yes mean. they are not prepared to accept our way of life here so they come on our terms and if they change they go back to where they came from we reserve that right,

  • Wallace Westland

    Actually that pic is an excellent idea.
    Western democracies under threat from Muslim attacks should declare that ALL Muslim suicide bombers and maryters will have their remains buried by the state.
    The state will wrap the remains in pigskin prior to burial.

    All surviving Muslim terrorists that perish at a later date will also be buried by the state with the same conditions attached.

    Wonder how long it would take to see a reversal in the willingness to die for Allah and Muhammad if you couldn’t get to paradise?

    EDIT: Reading down the comments seems I’m not the first one to suggest it. :)

    • The wildman

      Good idea, but how about mixing there mince with pork mince?then just leave it out to rot?

  • Catriona

    The pig has far more intelligence than these two madmen. Don’t insult the pig.