What do you get the kids when you can’t afford an XBox?


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  • kiwihornplayer

    “Inwards turn. FIRE.”

  • caochladh

    They also hold classes in decapitation with live participants..

  • Simo

    More pestilence and famine being perpetrated on another generation by the religion of death – why cant they just give them a football and a dozen pairs of boots – jezzzzz some Middle Eastern adults are just a gormless bunch of myopic retards

  • intelligentes candida diva

    When I read the title I thought Scrabble or Monopoly and play the games with them, teach them spelling, money management, strategic decision making while having family time, got that wrong didn’t I!!!

  • Michael_l_c

    If a drone hit this lot with a hellfire missile it would be children killed not terrorists in training – note the flag.

  • I_See_Crazy_People

    I’m guessing some of them got a one way ticket to Paris as well. Wonder where the rest are heading…

  • Mikex

    They probably really lookforward to terrorist training day.
    Looks more fun than mindless and endless hours of reciting the Koran.