ISIS “pretend police” offing each other now

One problem with starting a war with absolute nutcases as your friends is that one day you might not make the grade either.  As this chap found out.

A top figure in Islamic State’s self-declared police force which carries out beheadings has himself been found decapitated in eastern Syria with a cigarette stuffed in his mouth.

His mutilated body showed signs of torture, and pinned to his head was a note stating: ‘This is evil, you Sheikh’.

Residents in areas controlled by Islamic State (ISIS) have said the group has banned smoking in public.

That’s what I call an effective anti-smoking campaign.  Bet he won’t do that again.  

The man was an Egyptian national and was known as the deputy ’emir’ of the al-Hesbah force in a Syrian province, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said.

Rami Abdulrahman, who runs the British-based Observatory, said it was still unclear who was reponsible for the man’s death.

He said: ‘We do not know whether Islamic State killed him or whether it was local people or other fighters.

‘Either way it is important, because he was a very important man,’ he said, adding that he believed it was the first time that an al-Hesbah member had been killed in such a way.

I think there is some humour in the situation.  As well as some admirable consistency.

Whoever executed this chap should be encouraged to go on a crime fighting spree.

– Daily Mail


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  • Murray Smith

    That stubbed that one out. No butts allowed.

  • In Vino Veritas

    There are reports of the general population taking things into their own hands. They have lopped the heads off of a good few ISIS fighters now. Sharia Law is not universally popular apparently.

  • Rodger T

    It is hard to keep your head ,when those around you are losing theirs.

    Apologies to Rudyard Kipling for my crude attempt at paraphrasing.

  • wooted

    And the condemned prisoner was offered a last cigarette.

  • Jaffa

    They are right.

    Smoking can kill you!

  • Timboh

    Derek Fox is no stranger to violence. Only the domestic kind but I guess he had to start somewhere.

    • Timboh

      Oops sorry wrong post.

  • Timboh

    I knew smoking could give you throat cancer but didn’t realise that you would lose your throat. Anyway this is just a puff piece.

  • Sgt Nussel Rorman

    You wouldn’t want to be caught urinating in public, either…..

    • Timboh

      That would really piss them off.

  • 20 a day should just about do it . . . .

  • tinfoilhatguy

    I’ve read elsewhere that this guy was one of several IS enforcers that have been kidnapped and/or killed recently. It seems the locals, who haven’t taken too kindly at being shat on by IS, are sensing weakness and are giving these thugs a taste of their own medicine.

    The writing is on the wall for IS. It might take a while, but their days are numbered.