None of these for me thanks

This is one of the reasons landlords don’t allow cats.  I still maintain they do more damage than dogs.


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  • Bob D

    We think they’re cute, but in reality cats are just instinctive, awesome killing machines, beautifully designed for what they do.

    A bit like crocodiles, really.

    • johcar

      But with smaller teeth…

  • Popliteal

    Cats need training and teaching, just as dogs do. Untrained cats do damage and can kill wildlife, untrained dogs can do damage and kill children.

    One isn’t worse than the other.

  • intelligentes candida diva

    Cats are just friggin cute …..cats mess up inside
    Dogs are just so loyal… dogs mess up outside digging holes ggrrr BUT they are both sooooo worth it

    • NotGandalf

      dogs mess up inside too, but that’s more because they get dont like being left alone, cats just do it because they can, and have the ‘screw you, human’ complex.

  • Nige.

    that cat has had some very high quality catnip

  • Grocersgirl

    I think that cat is unhinged. It needs counselling.

  • MaryLou

    That’s brilliant. SOOO much more fun than dogs, and they’re good at entertaining themselves. Dogs are just so… needy.

    As for the damage? Meh – get more toys.

  • Nordil Borski

    Cute as. How can anybody NOT like cats?