How to not get fired as a sex-ed teacher

Sadly, this isn’t comedy.  This teacher’s job was threatened if he taught how to put on a condom to his students because Mississippi’s new sex education law prevents teachers from showing teens how to use condoms.  This is how he gets around it.


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  • CouchKumara

    For my next trick I’m going to teach you all how to breath air. If a person is to dumb to work out how to put on a condom they are probably too dumb to work out how to have sex anyway.

  • MrBarrington

    Brilliant way of getting around stupid laws…. give that man a DB!!

    • Tom

      DB yuk. Nasty horrid learner’s beer.

  • Orange

    In NZ y9 (third form) get to play with firm rubber replicas and lube. They are also encouraged to consider changing sex.

    • Bwent

      Socialist filth, aided and abeited by the Amoral Libertarian Right.

      “Don’t tell me what to do, maaaaaaaan! Freeeeedom!!”

      In Putin’s Orthodox Xtian Russia, this would NEVER fly.

      • Mike Webber

        Very wrong, Libertarians are not right wing. I have been a libertarian all my life. The right and the left want to have power over the people. Libertarians are opposed to both for that reason. Libertarians want the liberty of the individual to be surpreme as the principles of civilisation, individualism and property right are the most important for a free and prosperous country. Neither the right or the left want that.
        Therefore a small Government protecting us and our rights, nothing more.

        • Bwent

          Small government? With the Chemically Compromised Biological Units that roam our streets?

          I hope you are a Crack Shot, sir. It would be like Night of the Living Dead.

  • Nirvana10

    Are you seriously telling us that anyone needs to be taught how to put on a condom? Of course, in NZ schools they employ ‘peer educators’ of 17 or 18, recruits from Family Planning, to demonstrate to 13 and 14 year olds by using carrots. The kids can then go behind the bikesheds and practice using the real thing.

    No-one needs to be taught how to put on a condom!

    • Bwent

      Apparently it is much more important than teaching a vocation, or home making skills. Brave New World, everybody.

  • oldmanNZ

    I been putting my sock wrong all the time!!
    Normally I have the sock all roll out and try to slip it in, much easier to “roll it on”

  • Keanne Lawrence

    Nice one. What a great work around. Now he should just put this to music and he could have a hit.

  • PeterPumkinEater

    That is the result of the conservative right imposing their narrow world views on impressionable young people. It is always about sex with these god squaders.