Ok Fatty here’s the deal

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Kim Dotcom: ( whiny German accent ) Sooo did you see my tweet is there a deal?

Government Official: ( in deep Darth Vader voice ) Listen Kim, here’s the deal……Get on a plane and leave.

KDC : But that was never a condition of our arrangement.

GO: I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.

KDC This deal is getting worse all the time.

GO: Further more, I wish you to wear this orange jumpsuit.

KDC: That was never a condition of our arrangement, this deal is getting worse all the time.

GO: I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.

KDC: Man this deal is getting worse all the time.

GO: Here is a Trabant, you must drive it where ever you go

KDC: What? I’m not driving a F*ckin Trabant!

GO: I have altered the deal, pray that I do not alter it any further.

KDC: Man this deal is getting worse all the time.

GO: Also you are to wear these clown shoes ( hands him clown shoes ) and refer to yourself as Hilda the Hippo.

KDC: F U Man I’m not doing it! ( throws clown shoes away )

GO: I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.

KDC: This deal… This deal ( looks around nervously ) is very fair and I am happy to be a part of it. I will tweet my acceptance immediately

-inspiration Robot Chicken

 


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