Sir Robbo on ageing

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Bob Jones is a national treasure.  Don’t ask him questions unless you’re prepared to listen to what he really thinks.  Here is is take on standing on your wallet to look sexy when you’re older

You’ve been married a lot and had a lot of different partners: how do you charm the women you’ve been with?

I don’t set out to charm women, but I’ll tell you one thing – they like laughter, but they don’t like pranks.

I quite like women and permanent relationships but it never lasts that long. They last about seven or eight years but we all stay great friends and holiday together.

I’ve never understood monogamy. It seems to be unnatural for me. Variety is the spice of life. Blondes. Brunettes. That sort of thing. I’ve had all sorts of races and that.

Girlfriends everywhere.

Am I good to them? Of course I am. I’m good to everyone. Absolutely, women keep you young. Having it off all the time does. It’s absolutely critical.

Ah yes.  Good to them.  The easiest way to look sexy.

 

– Sarah Stuart, NZ Herald


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