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  • ozbob68

    I took a female friend to the ballet once (it was her sort of thing), and decided to have a little fun. Throughout the first half, I would lean in and whisper things like “Without numbers on their backs, how can the ref tell when they are offside?”, “Is Wayne Sleep in this production? he’s the only one I know” and “do you think the guys put a sock down there?” At the interval, she calmly leaned over, told me I’d had my little joke, and then proceeded to describe which organs of mine she would remove and in what order if I did not pipe down for the remainder of the performance (she was a medical student at the time). It was worth it. :)

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