Boris Johnson calls jihadis ‘sexually frustrated losers’

Boris Johnson is awesome.

He is sticking it to jihadis with gratuitous insults about their lack of manhood.

London’s mayor had some choice words Friday for Muslims who turn to radicalism, calling them sexually frustrated losers who turn to terrorism out of a deep-seated lack of self-confidence

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally wankers (masturbators). Severe onanists,” Boris Johnson told UK tabloid The Sun, citing an MI5 report.

“They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them,” said the Conservative Party member, adding that they sought others forms of spiritual comfort because they were not “making it with girls.”   

Johnson further contended that turning to radical Islam was a form of compensation for men with deflated egos and a lack of purpose: “They are just young men in desperate need of self-esteem who do not have a particular mission in life, who feel that they are losers and this thing makes them feel strong — like winners.”

The Sun conducted the interview with Johnson a week after his trip to Irbil, the capital of Iraqi Kurdistan. While there Johnson met with members of the Kurdish peshmerga currently at war with the Islamic State.

The 50-year-old politician, who reportedly has his eyes on the premiership, went on to criticize elements of the Islamic community for not doing enough to convince young men to turn away from extremism: “I often hear voices from the Muslim intelligentsia who are very quick to accuse people of Islamophobia… But they are not explaining how it can be that this one religion seems to be leading people astray in so many cases.”

“They are not being persuasive in the right way with these people,” Johnson added.

Even their executioners, the murderous thugs that they are cover their faces…what a bunch of cowardly no-dick wonders.

Boris Johnson is right.

I’ll add another insult…Islam is the single biggest reason why cousin marriage should be prohibited.


– Times of Israel


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  • Luis Cannon

    At last a leader who call these scum for what they are. Useless, insecure genetic retards.

    • I assume that’s the moderator friendly description.

  • conwaycaptain

    WSC’s Grand daughter has said that Boris has her Grand Dads attributes of speaking and writing well and leading

  • Mrs_R

    Agree with Boris and I haven’t had the benefit of reading a MI5 report. The fact that the huge draw card appears to be having all these ‘virgins’ waiting for them is a sure give away. Clearly they have issues with healthy relationships with woman and are definitely sexually frustrated (if the need for 70 virgins is anything to go by). My thought has always been if their ultimate fantasy is to have relations with children /or virgins then one can assume their low self esteem issues are as a result of poor performance issues. They hate woman who will know the truth. Apparently virgins and goats don’t judge.

    • PsychoKea

      That’s why the goats have to be killed after they have been bothered so that they don’t tell all the other goats that Mohammed was a crap shag

      • Mike

        Yes and in the true spirit of tribalism they are permitted to sell the meat in neighbouring villages but not their own.

        • PsychoKea

          I read somewhere that the Muslims were the first to develop condoms from goat intestines and the British refined the concept by removing the intestines from the goat first

  • Genevieve

    Boris Johnson is like a breath of fresh air.
    He has also previously stated,
    “Do nothing now and the tide of terror will eventually lap at our front door.”
    We as New Zealanders need to seriously think about this threat.

    • Albert Lane

      It now seems that Boris could well become Britain’s next prime minister. He’ll be a prime minister who doesn’t put up with rubbish from left-wing idiots or the strange people in Brussels that tell member countries that they can’t have vacuum cleaners that are too powerful. He’s the prime minister who will change the face of Britain, stop illegal immigrants in their tracks, monitor what goes on in the mosques, and make the country a better and safe place to live in.

  • caochladh

    I wonder if the Lord Mayor of Birmingham, Councillor Shafique Shah will follow Boris with a similar enlightened epistle?

    • Cadwallader

      Executioner’s gloves?

      • Cadwallader

        Looking at this photo again and again…it is formal yet ridiculous all at once. The white gloves mean a number of things but most tellingly they are too clean to have been used scrubbing out a secret bathroom. Wouldn’t Len just love a set of robes like these to impress his girlfriends although in moments of passion they’d leave him in knots!

    • Adios Africa

      He looks like the doorman at the old Dorsetshire Hotel.

  • Bart67

    So, are you saying that when they enter the foom with 72 virgins, there will be 73 virgins in the room? That’s a whole lot of frustration, or do they wait until they have 72 bombers and then just stick them all in the same room? You’ve got to read the fine print!

    • PsychoKea

      The fine print is that the virgins awaiting them are actually goats (good looking mind you), although I think these perverted idiots would probably find that appealing

      • Bean

        Its unlikely there would be enough virgin goats or camels

    • Saggy

      Good point Bart. I always assumed the 72 would be female. I presume the Jihadi guys do too. Could be in for a big surprise.

  • Bombastic

    I’ve often wondered about the emotional security of men who keep their women in sacks. They subjugate the people they actually fear.

    • wooted

      And take women as slaves.

  • pak

    I hope Boris and his colourful language will provide the cut-through needed to get people to wake up to the truth about the followers of the self-invented prophet of islam and his cruel, crude and barbaric ways. These young losers are blindly following a path that has not adapted to the modern world, and remains the same stunted, malignant evil thing as it was when first established some 12 or 13 centuries ago.

    • Luis Cannon

      Any religion that has Hate, Misery, Unhappiness and Inequality as tenets, is the epitome of evil. If world leaders keep calling Islam for what it is, the human spirit will crush the promoters of hate , and drive them into the sewers where they belong.

      • pak

        Unfortunately too many “world leaders” are keeping their heads buried in the sand and continue to deny the truth about islam that is staring them in the face.

  • conwaycaptain

    It is no wonder they are frustrated.
    They cannot have healthy relationships with women as they are taught that they are inferior creatures including their mothers.
    They do not get a broad education and are unfit for even the most menial jobs.
    They are indoctrinated with the babble that comes out of the mosques and are taught that what the Imam says is the truth.
    They marry almost incestuously and do not really know what happens in the real world.

  • taurangaruru

    Boris can expect a visit from the “religion of peace” any day now, a baying frothing at the mouth mob will be out to behead him for his insults.
    Remember one mustn’t criticise the mad Mullahs for theirs is the way to enlightenment.

  • Hard1

    You have to admit that promising a whole lot of nonsense is a pretty clever and cheap welfare system.

    “It is quoted by Ibn Kathir, in his Qur’anic Commentary, the Tafsir ibn Kathir,[8] and they are graphically described by Qur’anic commentator and polymath, al-Suyuti (died 1505), who, echoing a hasan hadith[9] from Ibn Majah,[10] wrote that the perpetual virgins will all “have appetizing vaginas”, and that the “penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal”.[11

    The fact that Muslim women have to cover themselves to stop primitive sex maniacs from molesting them says a lot about Muslim men. They are not ready for Western democracy, and should never be allowed near western women.

    Muslim men are promised heavenly women to be;
    Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree
    Never dissatisfied
    Will sing praise

    Muslim men have been suckered into believing a fairy story so that they can be easily further brainwashed to do the bidding of their masters, who seemingly forego the heaven part and take all their pleasures on earth.

    • edee

      How feeble minded muslin men must be if they think this is what awaits them when they die. How can anyone believe this BS.

      • Hard1

        “How can anyone believe this BS?.”
        They get taught that the male orgasm is direct communication with Allah.
        No sex-ed in the Madrasa. Just indoctrination.

    • Cadwallader

      There seems to be an overwhelming fascination/obsession with sex in Islam. I can imagine how a goat-herd could’ve written all this garbage by being lonely in the desert rather than partying-up and rocking at the kasbah.(Wasn’t that a hit?)

  • G-Man

    Well when you are preached to that if you can’t get a girl find yourself a good looking sheep or goat to relieve your ‘lustful thoughts’ (oh and then kill said sheep or goat as it is then tainted) there ain’t much hope but to hook up with a bunch of like minded (male) saps to rage war on the world…..sad

    • Cadwallader

      What I find luridly fascinating is that if you can’t catch a goat or a sheep and do it with a bloke you get tossed off….a building!

      • david

        boys are ok though

  • EvoDriver

    I lived in London when Boris Johnson was elected. I never voted for him, I voted for the incumbent, Ken Livingstone (the only time in my entire life I’ve ever voted for a lefty). Right now, I can’t for the life of me remember why. Boris IS awesome.

    • Luis Cannon

      You are allowed one mistake. Two strikes and you’re out.

  • Go BoJo!!!!

  • Miguel

    I had similar thoughts the other evening, and wondered if a way to stop ISIS/ISIL would be, instead of sending in soldiers, send in a bunch of really hot, but really high maintenance girlfriends; some beauty’s from Brazil or Mexico would be ideal. These frustrated lads would be other moon, and would definitely be too occupied with their new girlfriends to be causing mischief elsewhere. When the fun’s over, though, they can enjoy the belittling that only a latin woman can dish out when she’s not happy about something. The blokes will be torn between their lust and their misery, and I hope as such they’ll turn from their terrorist ways and just commiserate with one another at their so-hot but such hard work girls.

    • Cadwallader

      Here’s a tricky one: We know how they enjoy relations with goats and sheep how would a jihadist greet Jacinda?

      • Adios Africa

        With reins in their hands.

    • Bean

      Just send in some aids infected goats, give it a few years a problem solved.

  • Harry B’Stard

    Radical Muslims and Union Delegates have very similar, if not identical profiles.

    • Cadwallader

      So Little Angry is a jihadist? I should’ve known!

  • Baz KIng

    Q. What do you call an Imam that owns a camel and a goat
    A. Bisexual
    Baz King

  • Justsayn

    Is he proposing that instead of spending so much on “homeland security” and the like we should just subsidise prostitution? Gives a whole new look to special forces.

  • steve and monique

    So the only way to get girly time is to turn into flying mince.

    Edit BMW sticker= Best Muslim Wife. If it gets me in trouble please remove.

  • Jaffa

    Do the female suicide bombers get 72 male virgins fumbling around, one after the other?
    Probably her idea of Hell!

  • Kevin

    He’s actually more right than he probably even knows. Under Islam a man can have many wives so long as he treats each one equally *cough* yeah right *cough*. Anyway, this leaves a whole lot of young Muslim men with no hope of ever finding a woman let alone getting married or having a relationship, resulting in a whole lot of sexual frustration with no where to go. So what happens to this sexual frustration? It become pathologized in the form of suicide bombers and such, especially when attached to the promise of 72 virgins.

    It’s no coincidence that nearly all suicide bombers are young men.

  • Bartman

    “Islam is the single biggest reason why cousin marriage should be prohibited.” They don’t give a rats who they breed with – breeding is by and large a means to global domination as per That Book!

  • Phil

    I’ve completely missed the whole point over why you would want a virgin (let alone 72 of them) waiting for you in heaven. I’d rather a lass with enough experience and confidence to know what she likes and two is probably a more appealing number.