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Welcome to Helen v2.0


 

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Any amount of people will hate you for no other reason than to have something to do.


 

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Ouch.  But so true.


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Not sure if the cheap ones are worth the money


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One is blonde, the other one should be.


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Computers Says No.  Hopefully the pilot too.


 

 

 


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  • Don W

    Ditching Knights and Dames is about the socialists refusing to acknowledge success and achievement but worshiping mediocrity.

    • Richard

      And future Dame Grant Robertson will be so annoyed girlfriends.

      • 1951

        Chocolate fish your way.

    • cows4me

      They only want to ditch them till they get shown the door, then they are all for them like salivating school girls. They are socialist Don and only the common man should be common.

      • Don W

        Socialist want all the riches of capitalism but want the rest of us to be slaves solely put on this earth to serve them.

    • Would be more true to their philosophy if all those lefties who already have an honour handed it back or made sure they turned down any future honors.

    • Bluemanning

      Doing away with Queens honours is part of the socialist/communist manifesto.

  • dumbshit

    Gothica something fell out of a loose crevice!

  • Justsayn

    Little is focused on the things that matter – they never learn.

  • Luis Cannon

    Labour will have dumbed down the population so much that no one will deserve an honour anyway.

    • OneTrack

      Party members will continue to get them though.

      What is Chicken proposing to call his new honours – “Hero of the Republic”?

      • FredFrog

        “Hero of the SOVIET Republic”

      • Whitey

        “Hero of Oceanea”.

  • Dave

    Planes easily fixed, a quick hose down with de-icing fluid, and a blast from a 767 should solve that issue.

  • oldmanNZ

    So when Labour was in power, they ditched Knights and Dames, then National came in and brought it back. The people were happy to have it back.

    Now little wants to ditch it again?? why.

    • I.M Bach

      Let me guess…..because he’s an idiot?

    • Wallace Westland

      Because if brains were gunpowder he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose and because Labour are a one trick pony. They just recycle policy instead of coming up with something new and useful.
      Tax & Spend. Tax & Spend.

    • Edward Bufe

      Because he knows he will never make it to PM status.

    • Annoyed

      Because it’s an early step towards leaving the commonwealth. Nobody should have power (even if it’s only ceremonial) other than him and his buddies. They want to get to the position where we are a republic in all but name so it’s easy to have New Zealanders vote it in.

  • All_on_Red

    Oh dear, Andrew Little ain’t very bright and obviously can’t do math. Did he ever consider that getting a Knighthood might just be important to Winston Peters? Banning Awards isn’t going help get his support. Winner.

    • Tom

      Ask Mr Michael Cullen *snigger*

  • Kiwikea

    People actually like the knights and dames coming back. The reason Prince Philip got the order of NZ two years ago and no one cared is the public value the knighthoods higher than the Order of NZ.

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