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New Zealand Labour should consider that for their leaders.



Paddy Gower leads the Hikoi at Waitangi


An actual  cock and balls cloud.   Hmmm










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  • john Doe

    Gower is such a dork. Who else would wear running shoes with a suit and tie. Someone call the fashion police please!

    • Gaynor

      Agree that was the first thing that I noticed ..looks very very stupid.

      • oldmanNZ

        but comfortable, the camera only on his top half anyway.

    • willtin

      Truly magnanimous of Maori to let the guy from the Mad magazine lead their Hikoi

    • pisces8284 .

      Fashion challenged Mr P would do something like that. Groan

    • Tom

      So he can run away when the nice Maoris turn nasty

    • Richard

      Looks like they are a mismatched pair also….a foot in each camp if you like.

    • Edward Bufe

      Color blind as well, the shoes don’t match,probably bought them on a jumble sale.

  • dumbshit

    you mean they are getting paid now!

  • Hard1

    Fern shoots as a design, the first plant the immigrants could find to eat, taste horrible, possibly carcinogenic, then black on the flag for no reason other than blindness. Labour’s colour red ,and white for the purity of the indigenous culture. This has to be a parody.
    Then Paddy in the burqua complete with the white mans power trip necktie well matched with cheap running shoes, facing up to the beamed in Vietnam vet.
    Without the media these people wouldn’t even exist.

    • Murray Smith

      Do you really think they exist at all. Dole takers, who get out of bed one day a year, just to tell everyone how hard it is to be an oppressed Maori.
      Donald Duck is more believable.

  • Don W

    Mark Hubbard ‘s blog ‘ Life behind the iron drape’.

  • caochladh

    Their “flag” always reminds me of the old NZR logo.

    • I.M Bach

      And look who’s getting railroaded.

    • Dave

      Both performed similarly as well.

  • taurangaruru

    Gower – another dick that thinks a suit with trainers looks cool. Why am I not surprised?

  • I.M Bach

    I don’t see a New Zealand flag anywhere in that picture. As far as I am aware there is only one approved, legal NZ flag, one I am immensely proud of and it looks like this;