If Sex isn’t dirty you are doing it wrong, or: how to spring clean your Vajizzle

Being an Actor requires a certain skill set just like any other profession. The ability to speak in public however does not necessarily equal the ability to make sensible and logical statements about politics or health. When I talk about Politics I am thinking about actors like Ben Affleck

Beardy weirdy Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck

and that drippy so called Sex God, Russel Brand

Drippy Sex God Russell Brand

Drippy Sex God Russell Brand

When I talk about health however I am talking about this lady.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth is recommending a practice that will cause real problems by trying to solve a non existent problem. Most women by the time they have reached 30 have learned ( usually the hard way ) what you can and cannot do if you want to have a problem free vagina. Gwyneth on the other hand thinks that stuffing up the delicate bacterial balance required by a vagina to function normally is a great idea.

Got a dirty vagina? Gwyneth has the solution.

Gwyneth’s at it again, this time raving about the benefits of steam-cleaning her vagina. Yes, you read that correctly: in a recent Goop update Gwyneth says her lady parts need a regular “V-Steam”. Apparently it works like this:

“You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release – not just a steam douche – that balances female hormone levels.”

Experts say no, but this latest recommendation for vaginal health has us asking exactly what we should be doing to take care down there.

Dr Anna McNulty, Director of Sydney Sexual Health, says that the best thing to do is absolutely nothing. “Your vagina is very good at keeping itself healthy,” she says. “Just leave it alone.”

In fact, not only is it best to do nothing, it’s really important to be aware of anything going near that area. “It’s quite a delicate balance of bacteria,” Dr McNulty explains. “Any intervention – like the trend of douching – can wash away the normal bacteria that keeps your vagina healthy.”

– SMH Contributor



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