Oh look, Kelvin and Andy’s crim friends have started their crime spree

Labour has cuddled the criminals being biffed out of Australia. We’ve been told they aren’t naughty boys, they are just a bit mis-understood.

Labour and their Green pals staged a walk out pretending offence when John key told them all they were crim cuddlers.

And now their crim cuddling can be sheeted home to them by explaining what we are to do with this scumbag who is fresh off the plane from Australia and straight into the crime spree.

A man deported from Australia this month has been arrested after a burglary in Hamilton.

The police said in a statement the 25-year-old was arrested shortly before midday today.

They were unable to give more details as the case was before the courts.   

Under tough new visa laws across the Tasman, anyone who has served a prison sentence of 12 months or more in Australia and is not a citizen can be deported.

Non-citizens without criminal convictions can also have visas cancelled on character grounds.

The government passed legislation under urgency on 18 November to set up a monitoring regime for deported New Zealanders.

It introduced parole-like conditions for anyone deported from Australia, or any other country, with criminal convictions.

Straight off the plane and back into his life of crime.

Don’t worry said Labour. These guys aren’t bad bastards they whispered.

Well they are and Labour is the party of criminals.


– Radio NZ

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.