Kim Dotcom for Auckland Mayor, nine reasons why

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Kim Dotcom would like to run for Auckland Mayor. (I suspect he is bored. ) Unfortunately he cannot enter the race due to the pesky rules regarding non-citizens but in his own words here are nine reasons why he would make a great Mayor.

Reason number ONE:

He has a powerful Hacker mind

 

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Reason Number TWO:

He has a sense of humour.

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Reason number THREE:

He knows how to budget.

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Reason number FOUR:

He enjoys giving away and spending other people’s money.

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Reason number FIVE:

He knows who to turn to when he needs expert advice.

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Reason number SIX:

He is in touch with his inner child.

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Reason number SEVEN:

He is an advertising guru. Under his leadership Auckland Council would become #MegaCouncil

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Reason number EIGHT:

He has extensive experience with excessive spending, dealing with the Police, business launches, parties to impress and is good with children. Plus he has a giant giraffe called Karl.

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Reason number NINE:

He has a personal guardian angel and even the universe is looking out for him. With that kind of heavenly support, how can he lose?

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