Shane Warne proves what we have always known: he is a dickhead

Shane Warne is a dickhead, and now he’s proved it.

Shane Warne has explained his theory of human evolution on Australian TV showI’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here!.

The former spin king used the latest episode to espouse his theory on evolution – that humans are the result of aliens.

“If we’ve evolved from monkeys why haven’t those ones evolved?” he asks.

“I’m saying aliens. We started from aliens.” ?

Warne goes on to explain the pyramids could not have been built by humans.

“You couldn’t pull a bit of rope, those big huge bits of brick, and make them perfectly symmetrical. So who did it?

“Whatever planet they’re on out there, they decided that they were gonna start more life here on earth and study us.

“Maybe they turned a few monkeys into humans and said, ‘yeah, it works’.”

Everyone is mocking him, which is right and proper, because of lunatic statements like that.

But, how come the Media party are mocking Shane Warne for saying ridiculous things like and then praising Richard Dawkins, who says just about the same things.

Dickheads, the both of them.


– NZ Herald