Big gay lion wants to go to big gay Al’s big gay animal park


This has got to be the gayest lion in the world. The big gay lion wants to go to big gay Al’s big gay animal park.

As a household pet, Lambert was used to his creature comforts – especially blankets to sleep on.

It was all very well when Lambert was a small lion cub, but as a fully grown lion it is slightly more problematic.

Lambert was born in captivity and bought by an unnamed man as a pet for his children, aged two and three.   

When the family was unable to keep him, Lambert was taken into care by Vicky Keahey, the founder of Texas’ In-Sync Exotic Wildlife Rescue and Educational Centre.

But rehousing Lambert, who was too tame to be released into the wild, was challenging.

A conventional lion’s paddock was not to his liking, Ms Keahey said.

‘We had heard from the previous owners that he slept in the bed with the grandfather.”

This prompted Ms Keahey to experiment with a blanket – which Lambert seized with alacrity, Mail Online reported.

Since moving to the Texas rescue facility, Lambert has learned to eat raw meat like his wild counterparts, Lambert will not give up his blankets and sleeps with them every night.


Spoiled rotten.


– Telegraph


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  • Steely Man

    That’s cats for you

  • cows4me

    I wouldn’t want to be the person who puts him out every night.

    • Gollum

      Need to bring him in at night, not put him out.

  • Doug

    If a Lion wants a blanket, who is going to argue with him?

  • intelligentes candida diva

    I wonder if Lambert was ‘declawed’ making it impossible for him to survive in the wild rather than being too tame because it looks like it …if so nothing but stupid manipulative emotive reporting.

    I have watched numerous documentaries about big cats taken as pets & humans are greedy, self serving and pathetic when it comes to big wild animals.
    Big wild animals ought to be left in their own environment unless being hunted for food or the humans in the ecosystem are at risk

    What are big cats such as lions doing in USA, gawd it irks me, the only positive here is humans are continuing to care for him which they ought to.

  • Old Dig

    Haha he’s great. A lion with first world problems.

    • Annie218

      A first world problem created by humans. The children had seen The Lion King and then wanted (demanded) a lion, which they got. Sad indictment on the parents.
      Happy that Lambert has his blanket though and is being cared for.

      • Old Dig

        True, but at least he is safe from poachers. My cat has been given first world problems by humans too, I don’t hear him complaining.

        • Annie218

          Ahhh… but I bet your cat’s teeth are smaller!