Bloody Political underwear makes more than one point

Ted-Cruz-panties

Ted-Cruz-panties

In an attempt to shame politicians who are pro-life, a range of period underwear has been launched in America. Unintentionally, one of the points they have made is not one that they intended. Periods are about blood and abortionists have blood on their hands. Every single abortion results in bleeding and stops a beating heart. The period underwear makers donate $3 from every sale to an organisation that performs abortions, which links them forever in my mind to bloody death.

As my children would say, it is an epic fail and one ripe for brutal satire that is meant to offend. (If you are pro-abortion or find dead babies offensive or upsetting, stop reading now.)

For one US company, that means period underwear that makes a political statement. Cute Fruit Undies, an Etsy shop based in Washington state, is selling underwear with the faces of anti-abortion rights politicians printed right on the lining.

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The underwear are also moisture-wicking, leak-proof, and antibacterial, so they sound pretty ideal, on top of hilarious.

Hilarious? I suppose it is if you think that bleeding all over the face of someone who has a different political view to you is funny. Next thing they will release an adult diaper range so that you can poo all over the politicians of your choice.

It’s one way to send a message to Sarah Palin and Donald Trump (and Ted Cruz and Rand Paul), even if really all you’re getting is a bit of personal satisfaction.

They’re US$29.99 (NZ$44.60), and of that, US$3 goes to Planned Parenthood, an organisation that often struggles for funding. The underwear also comes with microwavable heat packs to help with cramps, which is a practical thought

-Stuff

Aren’t Planned Parenthood the ones caught selling aborted baby parts for cash with the result that a number of States are now defunding them?

The capper is that PP President Cecile Richards announced not long ago that PP would no longer take money for body parts. As Michelle Malkin marvelously put it in her headline: “Planned Parenthood will stop taking payment for baby parts their defenders said they never sold.”

-Life news .com

Period underwear is all about blood and my version of their range (prepare to be offended) includes a bloody example of a 10-week-old human life destroyed by abortion. I am offended by abortion. It is a gruesome and brutal act that no one should ever make light of, whether or not they support it.

Hands of a baby aborted at ten weeks photo shopped onto a pair of Political period underwear by Spanishbride-Whaleoil.co.nz

Hands of a baby aborted at ten weeks photo shopped onto a pair of Political period underwear by Spanishbride-Whaleoil.co.nz

$3 from every pair sold goes towards funding abortionists. I think that it is only fair that the underwear should be an accurate reflection of the most lucrative service Planned Parenthood provides.


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