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The only two books you’ll ever need to read.



Is it that time already?





Explain it one more time… why did we need a cat?





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    • That hurts my brain.

    • Wolfman Jack

      The scary thing is that they live among us

  • Caprice

    Little red riding hood could have a different ending if she pulled a 45 on the wolf.
    Goldilocks and the three bear skins?