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A Taliban suicide bomber accidentally killed himself and eight fellow militants after triggering his explosives vest by mistake.

The jihadist fighters had been ordered to carry out an attack in Kunduz city, Afghanistan, but all died before their got there.

However, one of the militants detonated his vest shortly after leaving a Taliban base in Dasht-e-Archi, triggering everyone elses explosives, the Afghan Interior Ministry said.  

The Taliban fighters had been part of a group operating under commander Mullah Wali, the MoI statement said.

The Taliban have been trying to recapture Kunduz, a city which they held for just 14 days after months of fighting with government forces.

The fall of Kunduz, if only for a few days, was a symbolic triumph for the Taliban, who have just launched a spring offensive in Afghanistan.

The Taliban say they stalled their Kunduz assault thismonth, because they had captured four ‘important points’ outsidethe city and wanted to avoid harming civilians.

‘Local residents are now gradually leaving for safer placesand the moment our fighters get approval from centralleadership, they will start (the) advance,’ said the group’smain spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid.

 Whoopsy…that’s a bit of a bad mistake.

-Daily Mail


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