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There’s been a bit of a run on virgins lately.

A Taliban suicide bomber accidentally killed himself and eight fellow militants after triggering his explosives vest by mistake.

The jihadist fighters had been ordered to carry out an attack in Kunduz city, Afghanistan, but all died before their got there.

However, one of the militants detonated his vest shortly after leaving a Taliban base in Dasht-e-Archi, triggering everyone elses explosives, the Afghan Interior Ministry said.  

The Taliban fighters had been part of a group operating under commander Mullah Wali, the MoI statement said.

The Taliban have been trying to recapture Kunduz, a city which they held for just 14 days after months of fighting with government forces.

The fall of Kunduz, if only for a few days, was a symbolic triumph for the Taliban, who have just launched a spring offensive in Afghanistan.

The Taliban say they stalled their Kunduz assault thismonth, because they had captured four ‘important points’ outsidethe city and wanted to avoid harming civilians.

‘Local residents are now gradually leaving for safer placesand the moment our fighters get approval from centralleadership, they will start (the) advance,’ said the group’smain spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid.

 Whoopsy…that’s a bit of a bad mistake.

-Daily Mail


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  • Wasapilot

    All those virgins, and not a thing to do with them. Feel free to rearrange the order of the last three words if you see fit.

  • cows4me

    It would seem terrorists can’t live on virgins alone. A news report today on how the yanks are targeting banks that are holding the wages for the useful idiots that fight under the terrorist banner. Apparently virgins and holy jihad won’t pay the bills and many are dropping out. Sounds like you can believe any sort of rubbish but can’t escape the realities of life.

    • Wasapilot

      There must then be a backlog of expence claims too Cows. I guess they have to buy the vests and exposives themselves, then claim the money back. I hope for their sake none of them are GST registered, or any of their perks fall under FBT.

      • cows4me

        If I was a suicide bomber Wasapilot I would put my vest on HP.

        • Oh Please

          Judging by their poor laptops I wouldn’t trust HP to make me a bomb vest ;)

  • KatB

    A case of premature explodingjacket.

  • Keanne Lawrence

    What a blast! Top man in his field and now part of the field as well.